Then fear not, oh hapless one. Jam can be figurative and not literal in your case. So pick a more favoured condiment and go nuts. And yes, I'm well aware of the "jam=condiment?" wars currently spreading (haha!) around the internet - but for the purposes of this utterly inane discussion, I am siding with the argument for and not against.
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...What? There is really a debate on whether jam is a condiment or not?
No. No it's not. Condiment=something you would put on your burger and/or fries and/or chicken nuggets. I feel very strongly about thism I do.
No. No it's not. Condiment=something you would put on your burger and/or fries and/or chicken nuggets. I feel very strongly about thism I do.
jam does not go with cheese, and is therefore not a condiment.
dear staff, is nicaragua a condiment?
dear staff, is nicaragua a condiment?
True story: Nicaragua is a contiment. Excellent seasoning for the continent of your choice.
Wow - too many to tell but I'll try...(mostly stupid things for me because let's face it, we all think we're hilarious when we're drunk).
I spent five minutes trying to open a door with my finger instead of a key once and then in order to get my drink in the house I poured it all through the letterbox before opening the door and falling face down into the alcohol. I stayed there for about 16 hours till I woke up again and found the postman had left my mail on my back. That was pretty dumb...
I spent five minutes trying to open a door with my finger instead of a key once and then in order to get my drink in the house I poured it all through the letterbox before opening the door and falling face down into the alcohol. I stayed there for about 16 hours till I woke up again and found the postman had left my mail on my back. That was pretty dumb...
The one that comes to mind is i put a curry in the washing machine and sat there watching it spin around wondering why it wasnt cooking. Little did i know i was lying down on kitchen floor and the 'Microwave' was spinning the wrong way and it wasnt cooking and smell was distinctly fabric cleaner like...
There have been many but i never lived this one down...
O_O It was frozen and everything, YOU FIEND!
*The next morning, on your answering machine* Hey, look, I know I was being a little harsh last night, but can we hang out again sometime? I'll make it up to you.
*The next morning, on your answering machine* Hey, look, I know I was being a little harsh last night, but can we hang out again sometime? I'll make it up to you.