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Walker said:
Angel: but what if I don't like jam?
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Then fear not, oh hapless one. Jam can be figurative and not literal in your case. So pick a more favoured condiment and go nuts. And yes, I'm well aware of the "jam=condiment?" wars currently spreading (haha!) around the internet - but for the purposes of this utterly inane discussion, I am siding with the argument for and not against.
 
...What? There is really a debate on whether jam is a condiment or not?

No. No it's not. Condiment=something you would put on your burger and/or fries and/or chicken nuggets. I feel very strongly about thism I do.
 
You'd be surprised how many out there regard jam as a condiment. If you care for that sort of thing (which I really don't).

Either way, replace "jam" with something equally nomalicious to your tastes... :D
 
jam does not go with cheese, and is therefore not a condiment.

dear staff, is nicaragua a condiment?
 
True story: Nicaragua is a contiment. Excellent seasoning for the continent of your choice.
 
Staff and Members: What is the stupidest/funniest thnig you've done while drunk?
 
Wow - too many to tell but I'll try...(mostly stupid things for me because let's face it, we all think we're hilarious when we're drunk).

I spent five minutes trying to open a door with my finger instead of a key once and then in order to get my drink in the house I poured it all through the letterbox before opening the door and falling face down into the alcohol. I stayed there for about 16 hours till I woke up again and found the postman had left my mail on my back. That was pretty dumb...
 
HobbeBrain said:
Staff and Members: What is the stupidest/funniest thnig you've done while drunk?
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The one that comes to mind is i put a curry in the washing machine and sat there watching it spin around wondering why it wasnt cooking. Little did i know i was lying down on kitchen floor and the 'Microwave' was spinning the wrong way and it wasnt cooking and smell was distinctly fabric cleaner like...

There have been many but i never lived this one down...
 
Dark Drakan said:
The one that comes to mind is i put a curry in the washing machine and sat there watching it spin around wondering why it wasnt cooking. Little did i know i was lying down on kitchen floor and the 'Microwave' was spinning the wrong way and it wasnt cooking and smell was distinctly fabric cleaner like...

There have been many but i never lived this one down...
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:lol:

I don't know what to asy to that. Just... hilarious... xD
 
Why should I share my pizza with YOU?
 
Because I've already eaten it
 
O_O It was frozen and everything, YOU FIEND!




*The next morning, on your answering machine* Hey, look, I know I was being a little harsh last night, but can we hang out again sometime? I'll make it up to you.
 
Will any of you Staff add me on Facebook? :D
 
ur already on mah facebookz, ya paedo...

oh wait.
 
^ That would make me an, as invented by The Inbetweeners, OAPaedo...
 
how many wifes do you have?
if ur female how many husbands?
>_>
 
I have several forumers on my Facebook, it is fun... and creepy.
 
YOU'RE NO LONGER BORIS TO ME. YOU ARE HANS GOOBER.
 
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