Ask The Staff 'Anything'

[Angel]

Angel: but what if I don't like jam?

Then fear not, oh hapless one. Jam can be figurative and not literal in your case. So pick a more favoured condiment and go nuts. And yes, I'm well aware of the "jam=condiment?" wars currently spreading (haha!) around the internet - but for the purposes of this utterly inane discussion, I am siding with the argument for and not against.

 

[Walker]

...What? There is really a debate on whether jam is a condiment or not?

No. No it's not. Condiment=something you would put on your burger and/or fries and/or chicken nuggets. I feel very strongly about thism I do.

 

[Angel]

You'd be surprised how many out there regard jam as a condiment. If you care for that sort of thing (which I really don't).

Either way, replace "jam" with something equally nomalicious to your tastes...

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

jam does not go with cheese, and is therefore not a condiment.

dear staff, is nicaragua a condiment?

 

[Walker]

True story: Nicaragua is a contiment. Excellent seasoning for the continent of your choice.

 

[HobbeBrain]

Staff and Members: What is the stupidest/funniest thnig you've done while drunk?

 

[Angel]

Wow - too many to tell but I'll try...(mostly stupid things for me because let's face it, we all think we're hilarious when we're drunk).

I spent five minutes trying to open a door with my finger instead of a key once and then in order to get my drink in the house I poured it all through the letterbox before opening the door and falling face down into the alcohol. I stayed there for about 16 hours till I woke up again and found the postman had left my mail on my back. That was pretty dumb...

 

[Dark Drakan]

Staff and Members: What is the stupidest/funniest thnig you've done while drunk?

The one that comes to mind is i put a curry in the washing machine and sat there watching it spin around wondering why it wasnt cooking. Little did i know i was lying down on kitchen floor and the 'Microwave' was spinning the wrong way and it wasnt cooking and smell was distinctly fabric cleaner like...

There have been many but i never lived this one down...

 

[HobbeBrain]

The one that comes to mind is i put a curry in the washing machine and sat there watching it spin around wondering why it wasnt cooking. Little did i know i was lying down on kitchen floor and the 'Microwave' was spinning the wrong way and it wasnt cooking and smell was distinctly fabric cleaner like...

There have been many but i never lived this one down...

:lol:

I don't know what to asy to that. Just... hilarious... xD

 

[Firis]

Why should I share my pizza with YOU?

 

[Angel]

Because I've already eaten it

 

[Firis]

O_O It was frozen and everything, YOU FIEND!




*The next morning, on your answering machine* Hey, look, I know I was being a little harsh last night, but can we hang out again sometime? I'll make it up to you.

 

[HobbeBrain]

Will any of you Staff add me on Facebook?

 

[Angel]

ur already on mah facebookz, ya paedo...

oh wait.

 

[HobbeBrain]

^ That would make me an, as invented by The Inbetweeners, OAPaedo...

 

[Juju]

how many wifes do you have?
if ur female how many husbands?
>_>

 

[HobbeBrain]

how many wifes do you have?
if ur female how many husbands?
>_>

34.

According to Facebook...

 

[Firis]

I have several forumers on my Facebook, it is fun... and creepy.

 

[Angel]

YOU'RE NO LONGER BORIS TO ME. YOU ARE HANS GOOBER.

 

[Juju]

>_>

34.

According to Facebook...

good to know ... i only have 15 lol