Ask The Staff 'Anything'

[Angel]

where is my car

I ates it.

Sowwy :blush:

 

[Dark Drakan]

where is my car

Have you checked behind the fridge?

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

can we have a thread called get asked anything by the staff?

 

[Angel]

can we have a thread called get asked anything by the staff?

Why not?

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

Why not?

because you sillies haven't made one yet. which leads me to believe you have more to worry about than our lives. which i'm going to ignore because i like to think otherwise :thumbsup:

 

[Angel]

Crossed wires - I thought you wanted to make one yourself. Which you should because then I can ask you stupid questions

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

Crossed wires - I thought you wanted to make one yourself. Which you should because then I can ask you stupid questions

we don't need a thread for that, you can ask me stupid questions any time you like.

 

[Hermit]

ARE YOU A VIKING?

 

[Angel]

Yes, somewhere along the line. But Norwegian Viking which apparently isn't anywhere near as cool

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

dear staff: can you read my messages that i have an am delete?

 

[Walker]

Yes, somewhere along the line. But Norwegian Viking which apparently isn't anywhere near as cool

Why would you listen to Tsuyu? Well-known fact that it's Swedish Vikings that are the least cool. Like Swedish Fish to real fish.

 

[Dark Drakan]

dear staff: can you read my messages that i have an am delete?

Yes we can as they are only 'Soft' deleted.

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

Yes we can as they are only 'Soft' deleted.

o00ooo0o0o0ooo so you can read my rage posts that i so swiftly delete? :lol:

 

[Dark Drakan]

o00ooo0o0o0ooo so you can read my rage posts that i so swiftly delete? :lol:

Indeed we can.

 

[HobbeBrain]

Staff, write me an essay on Romeos character during acts 1 and 2 of Romeo and Juliet. Make it sound like it was written by a 14 year old for homework.

 

[Walker]

Seriously, Hobbe, I'll do that, but I hate 14-year-olds (like Juliet) and I hate Romeo and I don't like Shakespeare much either. I also don't like your teacher. So you might have to fail.

Also, I'm pretty sure that you're British and I'm American, and while I can imitate an American 14-year-old passably well, I probably can't do the same for a British 14-year-old. The language barrier, y'know.

 

[Dark Drakan]

Staff, write me an essay on Romeos character during acts 1 and 2 of Romeo and Juliet. Make it sound like it was written by a 14 year old for homework.

Going to need some valium and 2 bottles of whiskey that should do.

 

[Angel]

Staff, write me an essay on Romeos character during acts 1 and 2 of Romeo and Juliet. Make it sound like it was written by a 14 year old for homework.

Sooooo easy. Like, I'm not even beginning to kid you here.

But I also left school eleven years ago and have zero intention of ever repeating English Lit class ever again so you're on your own with this one. Also, you guys should have done Macbeth - far more stuff to write about in that.

 

[D3m190d]

I need halp, pl0x. Wherz trecha?

 

[Firis]

Would I lie?