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LionHeadTex

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I dont really think you suck or anything...

But heres a poem for you fable freak,

You enjoy nukes, you enjoy bombs
You probably know osama,
And play online go fish with him via cd rom

Your life might be fable
But I believe its a bat
But your not hitting a baseball
Your hitting shat

Why bomb florida
Thats not fair
For me, the knight of poetic art, settles there

Arckon is a bomb, waiting to explode
But your just roadkill, dangling on the road

Florida shall not be nuked
In your nuclear playground of free
Because while I play my poetic flute
Schools out for your playground
And that, is surely
 
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FableFreak

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Why LionheadTex I am appauled
you have rhymes but is that what they can actually be called?
You speak of me having ties with osama
but you are an assassin
so cut the f*cking drama
You think you are so great,
are you calling me out?
I'll whoop you mate
Go home to your mama and pout!
 
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LionHeadTex

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Re: Bard Arena

Good One :lol:

I cant tell you I am great
Nor that I am a king
But Either your putting on some weight
Or your poems are leaking

See, your poems are creative
Filled with different words
But your vocabulary isn't massive
Try studying with a crossword

Your grave will reveal its message
Burnt and old
And with its utter wastage
This is what it told:

HERE LIES FABLE FREAK
WASTED BY THE RHYME
AND WITH HIS DISABLED PHYSIQUE
THIS MARKS THE END OF HIS TIME

R.I.P.
 
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FableFreak

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You say I have no vocabulary skills huh?
Your so desperate for words your takin rave pills.
Take advice from the purple elephant
and please stop your mumbling rant,
Heres your headstone:
Here lies LionheadTex,
his ryhmes as old as the T-rex
He was slain by freak
because he did'nt know when to stop
his will was weak
and may his corpse rot!
 
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Poppycock

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dude i would challenge one of u but my rhyms are to powerfull...THEY KILL!!!!!!
 
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LionHeadTex

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Like WIlliam Shatner
And Keanu Reeves
Fable Freak lacks creativity
Which mostly just shows hes naive

Mumbling rant?
Poets dont mumble
But you wouldn't know that
Yout take advice from the bible

The purple elephant
Is nothing to me
His location, I shall give you a hint
Hes shanking the trix rabbit in a taxi

The rave pills I take
You know them too
For this might give you a shake
But I got them from you

Now all corpses rot
Once in awhile
But even after recieved the gunshot,
Your body was still vile
 
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Poppycock

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actualy Keanu Reeves is still alive...in a cage in my high securety jail NOBODYS!
 
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FableFreak

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Oh you've done it NOW!!!

Lionhead tex you just opened a can of poetic jihad,
Your tone is bitter and your subjects are broad
You think you can beat me, the master!
Your rhymes are a disaster
I beat Arckon, who acts like a king
but you are lower than the Dead Sea
You think you have the power to sting
but really your gonna be cleaning up after me
I'll mop the floor with you
Someone hears your name and they'll reply "Who?"
You've stepped into the hornets nest
You p***ed off a Giant
You talk sh*t and call it your best
Get original and don't be reliant
on those around you who leave you cryin'
An assassin, I think not
Your rhyming skills sound more like a robot!
 
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FableFreak

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nonononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!11!!!!!!!!
 
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LionHeadTex

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I think its fare to say fable freak, that we shouldnt poem diss eachother,maybe we should just rebel against Arckon :lol:
 

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Re: Bard Arena

yeah fable freak is better then archon he could kick archons a**
 
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FableFreak

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LionHeadTex;21799 said:
I think its fare to say fable freak, that we shouldnt poem diss eachother,maybe we should just rebel against Arckon :lol:

I agree LionheadTex, Rebel against Arckon! He shall no longer cover us with his blanket of terror. Once he is dethroned you and I shall start out own poetic dictatorship and rule over the rhymes on projectego.net!!! Mwahahaha!!!
 
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games master

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:wacko: hurry with the challenge :getlost::yawn::devil::sly::sleep::realmad:
 
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