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Bard Arena

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Re: Bard Arena

fablefreak1;21565 said:
You think you can rhyme?
I'll kick your ass every time
I'll smote you
and all you wrote
will be forgotten and in the dust
you sound a little shakey; are your skillz starting to rust?

You claim to be king
but all i see is a gesture
I'll inflict wounds that'll fester
You act high and mighty
but I hear the voice of a fairy
You bitch, DON'T EVEN SCARE ME!
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you can't beat me the king of ryhme,
the king of song.
Your not
even worth my time
I'll walk up to yo momma and go ding dong ding dong

ps incase you didnt no
ding dong means i had fun wit your mom.
LionHeadTex;21612 said:
Arckon,

You think you are the king
And man, do you think you are
But you are going to slow
For the road to a real poet is too far

Your poems might be powerful,
About destiny and fate
But they are hateful
To the ones who despise hate

How do you trash a poet
With only a cent
For you too cant tow it,
You cant even pay your rent

With the farewell in sight
And the artistic failure showed
You cant have a fight
For your about to explode
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Those words cut deep.
But wounded I am now.
So I fight harder.
You find it tobe uneasy to sleep,
from now on
For you are about to be a pwn
in my fiendish plan.
Soon you will be half a man.
With one testie surely you'd cry.
POW!
My poem just hit you in the eye.

Ps good poem bash, you did, a great job, you are two oppents that challenge me.

xxdarksoulxx727;21803 said:
yeah fable freak is better then archon he could kick archons a**
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I feel sry for you. For you have to kiss a**,
You set up a serv but it is nothing but a pass.
I dont take time to prepare, I work as I go.
Once they admit defeat youll surly get the god damn CHAIR!
For the rules of the KINg of the bards is quite clear.
We are not kings as long as we have oppents to fear.
 
Re: Bard Arena

Your back
and weaker than before
your rhymes are used more than a whore
Its about time for you to get some poetic smack
Go ahead and hate me,
as long as you fear me
When you go down i'll smile with glee
You live in Maine
its wooded and cold,
seriously son your materials gettin' old
Keep it fresh and new
or else you'll have to go back to school
If you totally rip me
I'll step down
Just don't make yourself look like an ass clown!

Bitch
 
Re: Bard Arena

Check it, Arckon

Roses are red
Violets are Blue
You cant catch us
Boy, We've already beaten you!

Skorm and Avo, they have nothing on me
For when you lose, I can forsee
You will fall to the ground, cowarding in fear
And you will drown in diss, mixed with endless tear

And when the gods silence, and the bards weep
All will know, of your grimmed reep

So string your guitar, or ink your poem
Of wars and idiotic terms
For the only words you shall throw them
Is "Rabies....its... just germs!"

Yes thats right, you will be pummled
By a feline, cat, or dog
And oh how a weakling you were that day
You practically played leapfrog

There is god, on his checklist of heaven
Checking off the ones who come
And there is arckon, unchecked
Stinked with neausiating rum

Fly like a bird Arckon
Sting like a bee
Fall like a coward
Die in the highest degree

I do not wish to be the poem king
Or a legendary poetic knight
But I want you to fall, when the sirens sing
I'm not going down without a fight

Bitch
 
Re: Bard Arena

Nice, I propose we end all of our poems in "bitch", what do you think Lionhead Tex?
 
Re: Bard Arena

fablefreak1;21862 said:
Nice, I propose we end all of our poems in "bitch", what do thin Lionhead Tex?
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It adds pizazz :lol:
 
Re: Bard Arena

No, now that there two master bards (Lionhead Tex and me) he won't rhyme good enough to equal both of our skills.

Skorm's Son your cause is lost
You suck up to Arckon
you'll pay a high cost
once you realize you were wrong
You hate rednecks
but you live in texas
Your a slow as a train wreck
Don't mess with me i'll kick your ass


















































Bitch
 
Re: Bard Arena

Skorms son does not suck up to me.
He is showing loyalty.
Something you dont know, for a godyou do not trust.
to you fable freak all I have to say
Float like a butter fly
sting like a bee
I f***ed your mommalast night
now it stings when I pee
bitch

Now tex's turn

There is two of you and one of I.
You will not give in, so the harder I try.
Now I know that you don't want power or fame.
You say you don't want to be a knight, whos poetic words tame
the hearts of your enemy and allies alike, but why do you still fight.
To fablefreak surely you know
he uses you as a Knight
in his plot
and thats somthing you want to be not.
Now I foresee my downfall, but not to him but to my heart.
I'm not your enemy, surely fablefreak is your foe.
If he's king,we'd bow down and his first rule will state
"You need my premission to fart"
He cant be a king at any rate
for if you let him, your treaty will be broken
tears willcome to the eyes of good people,
For the words that he would have spoken,
I couldn't have done it without lionhead tex.
Then he willhave the hangman flex
pulling the lever to your death,
and you'll regret helping the bringer of pain, the dictater of death.
As you stragle you will remember the one who is responsible. you
as i said once and I will say again he will hurt good people.
so do us all a favor run him through.

ps, skorms son is not a suck he is a friend to me.
 
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Arckon;21999 said:
Skorms son does not suck up to me.
He is showing loyalty.
Something you dont know, for a godyou do not trust.
to you fable freak all I have to say
Float like a butter fly
sting like a bee
I f***ed your mommalast night
now it stings when I pee
bitch
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Ha! damn right...
Arckon said:
Now tex's turn

There is two of you and one of I.
You will not give in, so the harder I try.
Now I know that you don't want power or fame.
You say you don't want to be a knight, whos poetic words tame
the hearts of your enemy and allies alike, but why do you still fight.
To fablefreak surely you know
he uses you as a Knight
in his plot
and thats somthing you want to be not.
Now I foresee my downfall, but not to him but to my heart.
I'm not your enemy, surely fablefreak is your foe.
If he's king,we'd bow down and his first rule will state
"You need my premission to fart"
He cant be a king at any rate
for if you let him, your treaty will be broken
tears willcome to the eyes of good people,
For the words that he would have spoken,
I couldn't have done it without lionhead tex.
Then he willhave the hangman flex
pulling the lever to your death,
and you'll regret helping the bringer of pain, the dictater of death.
As you stragle you will remember the one who is responsible. you
as i said once and I will say again he will hurt good people.
so do us all a favor run him through.

ps, skorms son is not a suck he is a friend to me.
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Listen to the man, man...
 
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Now if you two had sense you'd back out now.
for my wounds have healed, and all you need todo to end this is say chow.
in other words say goodbye
and I promise when I win your necks won't be hanging high.
I'd never give a hanging unless it is needed.
My ryhmes are true as old wounds bleeded.
So just give it up, surely you cant win,
Your ryhmes now are weak as tin.
 
Re: Bard Arena

ok this is for arckon h8ers

arckon, for all the kids who give u hate
im sure there just kids who sit around and masterbate
and these panzys out number u leaveing u over man'ed
but its okay the only girls friends they've ever had was there right hand:)
and were not sucking up we just see power
cuz the king of the bards rymes knock u out for hours
 
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You spoke too soon Poppycock
I'm back and ready to rock
You think your skills can match mine
You rhyme with vulgarity
But I doubt you have even kissed a girl so get in line
You suck so bad your disses are more like hilarity
A proposal I say
We are all devided
But really we should stand as one
We come here for the same thing
And that is, quite simply, for fun.
 
Re: Bard Arena

So you stoped against me,
I stand king?
Fall to one knee,
and kiss my bling!
 
Re: Bard Arena

Poppycock;22196 said:
ok this is for arckon h8ers

arckon, for all the kids who give u hate
im sure there just kids who sit around and masterbate
and these panzys out number u leaveing u over man'ed
but its okay the only girls friends they've ever had was there right hand:)
and were not sucking up we just see power
cuz the king of the bards rymes knock u out for hours
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:lol: +rep!
Arckon said:
So you stoped against me,
I stand king?
Fall to one knee,
and kiss my bling!
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:lol:
 
Re: Bard Arena

Arckon;22290 said:
So you stoped against me,
I stand king?
Fall to one knee,
and kiss my bling!
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I have not stopped
I only say we should unite
Not under one ruler(a bitchy narsicist I might add)
I will not take flight
I would sooner give a virginity award to a whore
than bow to you at your front door
My comrade Lionhead Tex has left me for now
But he wil return even better than before
For now I bid you sh*theads ado,
I will be back to whoop all you!
































Bitches
 
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