Bowerstone Tavern

[TheJJMax]

Re: Bowerstone Tavern

Joe then walks over to TJ's table, and dumps his drink all over the floor. He then draws his sword

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

Re: Bowerstone Tavern

ScareCrow walks in, Looking round.. Wondering if someone would welcome him to a chair next to them..

 

[Another Spartan]

Re: Bowerstone Tavern

John gets up, not knowing if he should do what he's about to do. Nevertheless, he throws a punch, slamming into Joe's face. Joe then-

 

[TheJJMax]

Re: Bowerstone Tavern

Joe then stabs John, and John dies.

Joe then sits at his table, and welcomes Scarecrow to sit.

 

[Another Spartan]

Re: Bowerstone Tavern

John is resurrected with a potion, stabs Joe through the chest 50 times, takes his red dragon pistol, and shoots him in the face until you can't tell who he is. He bruns him so he can't be brought back to life and welcomes Scarecrow to sit near him and TJ.

 

[TheJJMax]

Re: Bowerstone Tavern

But remember I had the Live Forever potion spilled on me, so I can never die.

*takes back Red Dragon, and shoots John's John*

He then sits in a corner and quietly read.s

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

Re: Bowerstone Tavern

..."Awkward" ScareCrow says after seeing a man get shot 50 billion times.

 

[TheJJMax]

Re: Bowerstone Tavern

The undead Joe welcomes Scarecrow to a few beers.

 

[Another Spartan]

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John flies up, throws a potion over his hole, points at Joe and says Banhammer! A giant hammer lands on Joe and he is kicked out of the game only moderators can do that.
john flies up, throws a potion over his hole, and walks over to Joe. He extends a hand. Stop pretending to be a god and maybe we can be friends.

 

[TheJJMax]

Re: Bowerstone Tavern

You'd be dead with a nutshot.

Anyhow, to be sure, Joe stabs John, spills a Child's Health Potion on him, and gives him a poisoned beer.

 

[Rad]

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Zen Jumps out of your TV takes a hammer and smashes your Xbox 360 to pieces and fades away.

I killed teh RP.

 

[Another Spartan]

Re: Bowerstone Tavern

Zen Jumps out of your TV takes a hammer and smashes your Xbox 360 to pieces and fades away.

I killed teh RP.

aww, I didn't get to figure some way past Joe's defenses and kill him with a spoon! jk.

 

[TheJJMax]

Re: Bowerstone Tavern

But my TV is crap!

And I then go outside again, only to come back running in and yelling "Bandits! They have torches and are going to burn Bowerstone Market down!"

*runs outside with Daichi Katana and begins killing bandits*

 

[Another Spartan]

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John's tired of killing stuff. He just walks over to a bandit, decapitates him, then leaves. He'll be back later.

 

[Xeon]

Re: Bowerstone Tavern

Gabriel looks at John as he walks away and then returns to feeding his dog balvarine meat

 

[Wonderfoole WINO]

Re: Bowerstone Tavern

TJ, who had been passed out, wakes up and sees his spilled beer. "Not cool man, not cool." He sais to Joe, not bothering to start a fight knowing all heros carry so many resurection potions there would be no point in trying, he would just get bored with it after a while. "By the way, you should probably go see a doctor about that whole taking an hour to pee thing." He then turns his attention back to Scarecrow and John, and buys them all another round of drinks.

 

[TheJJMax]

Re: Bowerstone Tavern

*kills all of the bandits*

How can you get drinks if the building is on fire?

 

[Cain]

Re: Bowerstone Tavern

Ok no attacks. Only I can start them. Thats why I am the GM of this RP. I will allow this one but no more unless I start them.

David runs outside and shoots a few bandits with his winchester. He puts a few more shells in and fires again. The bandits see him and his rifle and charge. David gets his axe out and hacks a few down. The bandits start to fall back and are now at the gate, where they are making they're last stand.

 

[TheJJMax]

Re: Bowerstone Tavern

Joe runs out of the burning Cow and Corset. He helps David kill bandits, and they emerge victorious.

 

[Man]

Re: Bowerstone Tavern

During the happenings, "Ruckus" Ralph waltzes into the Cow and Corset, acting so high and mighty, acting like he owns the place. He challenges any drunkard in the tavern to a game of darts.