I'm so sick and tired of all these talent shows...
They should do a talent show with farts, then I'd consider watching it. They could call it "Farting with Stars" or just "Farting Stars" with David Hasselhoff as the host.
Then again, there would probably be a follow-up called "Queefing with Stars" witch would leave the world in terror... it's just wrong. Mostly because Oprah makes a quest appearance and talks about how to achieve the perfect fanny fart.