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Civilians: Please Read

I do not fear zombies, nor have I noticed any. I shall update you if the situation changes.
 
Come to the Uk. We've got...uh..ASBOs and the highest teen pregnancy rate in Europe.

GO UK!
 
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Don't come near teh Dutchland! If zombies attack the dikes, we drown... ON the other hand, we could also lure them to here, pierce the dikes and drown them. Oh snap, I'm such a genius. No, seriously, we all must act like geniuses to pretend we have big brains, and get dem zombies over here.
 
Don't come near teh Dutchland! If zombies attack the dikes, we drown... ON the other hand, we could also lure them to here, pierce the dikes and drown them. Oh snap, I'm such a genius. No, seriously, we all must act like geniuses to pretend we have big brains, and get dem zombies over here.

Quick to the coffe shops!
 
...but in America everyone owns a gun.

Or in the cases of people like me, six guns. No I will not tell you what all of them are, just my two favories, 1911 clone 45 pistol(which I have posted a picture of before) and a Mossberg 30-06 with all the bells and whisles.
 
Well then, 007 and Gandalf will come after you and probably win ;).

Don't you realize? I made those very films happen. THOU DO NOT PERCEPTETH THE MAGNITUDE OF THE FORCES BEHIND THE WORLD. Do not be afraid, though. While I may be seen as an evil villain, I'm actually taking over the world for a greater future. Today's leaders appear incapable of saving our world, and help human civilization make the transition from a Type 0 to a Type 1 civilization. But I will be tyrannical, if I have to...

Though, you must not take this seriously. Otherwise you'll either mock me (wasting both our times), or find out what I'm doing. :steve: (although, t hat would be part of the plan. >=D)

...Yaeehhh... never mind. Also, I'm (not) sorry for releasing a zombie apocalypse on you, guys.

Now back to acting like a regular guy on the internet: *cough*, ehum. BEWWWWBZ, YO NIGGA FO REAL, U BE TROLLING, TITS OR GTFO, OLOLOL U FAIL, I PENOR'D UR MOM, WTF U STFU ****.