Contest Time! Win one of TEN "Chicken Headpieces" for your XBL Avatar
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Oh chicken, you feathery foul so full of apathy. Why can you never succeed on your epic quest to cross the road? Why must you always be stopped, and your dreams crushed? Is it because of the many Heroes kicking you to the other side of the Gypsy camp? Being made into roadkill by passing SUV's? Animal Liberators keeping you as pets?
Why, oh chicken.
Why.
Why, oh chicken.
Why.
Might have a a smirk at one entry so far, other than that people have got to do better than this.
Some haikus for submission:
King of Albion
Travelling to Aurora
I prefer it there
My outfit of choice
Jasper does not care for it
But the ladies do
I have many wives
They don't know 'bout eachother
The kids seem to, though.
Hammer or sword, which
do you choose? Hammer is strong,
but sword is faster
People prefer when
the king wears his chicken suit
The crown is bigger
King of Albion
Travelling to Aurora
I prefer it there
My outfit of choice
Jasper does not care for it
But the ladies do
I have many wives
They don't know 'bout eachother
The kids seem to, though.
Hammer or sword, which
do you choose? Hammer is strong,
but sword is faster
People prefer when
the king wears his chicken suit
The crown is bigger
"A poem for the children of Albion... and other places"
Beware, children, the figure behind the crows
Thirsting, ravening, summoning the droves
Flitting shadows, wreathed in murder
Corpse eating birds called forth further
There but not, the not there grins
As does and doesn't see a childs sins
Innocence is heartless, cruel and vain
We can only be kind once we have felt pain
Leave the chickens be, do not kick them
Else your soul will writhe and sicken
The darkness will take you in the night
To a place of fear, a place without light
Be strong of heart and never falter
Lest you end up like poor old Walter
Well this is mine, I hope someone will enjoy it ^_^
and yes my hand writing is poor...
EDIT: Oh and I will be adding colour I just thought I would upload it first without just in case I screw up terribly when I colour it >_<
and yes my hand writing is poor...
EDIT: Oh and I will be adding colour I just thought I would upload it first without just in case I screw up terribly when I colour it >_<
Haha Its a picture of a chicken wearing jacks mask and holding the swinging sword. I know im not the greatest artist but its an E for effort right? 
Sigh. I'm not much of an artist. Haiku is about all I could muster. I could write a short story if it weren't for the fast that I have 20 pages of work due on average per week for school!
I hear that.. I'm currently doing my GCSE's (I'm 15) However, inbetween being a nerd and being a Fabler I've found time to write 7 Short Stories... One is above (1st page I think) It's not very good but it's not my best either. I'm a LOT better at romantic ones! (School work is annoying and can be quite stressing like..)
You're primarily liking pictures, so I assume that is what it takes to win!? Well, I'm no good with photo editing software
It seems a picture really is worth a thousand words. Unless they're very well-written words.
Spartan Hal has it IMHO. Best explanation for the hero's wings ever.
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