Okay I have a couple.
Joke:
One day a Duck was walking along a footpath. He approached the traffic lights. He looked across the road and saw something waving at him. He realised it was a Chicken, it was trying to get his attention. So the Duck shouts at him "Whats the matter?" and the Chicken shouts back "Don't cross it man! You'll never hear the end of it!"
Video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybVb3t560oY
And finally a poem made by me: (I like poetry) (Im also 14) (I swear I made this) (Okay enough brackets)
A chicken holed up, in a small metal cage.
Waiting to be fried, in rosemary and sage.
And at the top, it sees a gap.
And gives its wings a hopeful flap.
But it's attempts to fly, were of no avail.
It seems its wings were just too frail.
And as the Butcher sharpens his knife,
The chicken accepts the end of it's life.
And as it looks up, it imagines the sky.
Perhaps in heaven, chickens could fly.
Finally now, the peace it has found,
Alas, chickens, birds of the ground.
If you would like any more poetry, just pm me of something like that.
Thanks!