**** every football team to ever come out of Texas.

[Walker]

**** every football team to ever come out of Texas.

Okay, so, as a Washington Redskins fan my hatred for the Dallas Cowboys is natural and right. One of the inherent realities of this world. In fact, right now, their loss is the only thing consoling me.

****. The. Mother****ing. Houston Texans. In the ass. With a pine cone. Made from rusty iron. Coated in something unpleasant and painful.

GODDAMN. Okay, so I'll admit, they played well to come back from being behind so much. But WHAT THE HELL.

'Skins are in field goal range. We got a young, young kicker now. It's overtime, so if we make the kick, we win. The kick is 52 yards, longer than any he's ever made (his record was 48.) HE MAKES IT!

But the mother****ing Texans called time out RIGHT ****ING BEFORE THE ****ING SNAP.

The field goal doesn't count. WHAT THE ****. We have to take it again! THE KID MISSES.

**** **** ****. The Texans get the ball back, make it down the field, get their field goal WIN THE MOTHER****ING GAME.

****.

(For confused people who think that football involves a round ball that looks like a cow, I present football. For those of you who think it involves a vaguely egg-shaped red ball played on a round field with a set of quidditch goals at either end, c'mon, you know what gridiron is. Deal with it.

Also, 47.5488 meters=52 yards. Field goal. For the specific bit of bull**** that lost the 'Skins the game, see here.

And Gano's field goal was ****ing BEAUTIFUL. Seriously. I love this dude now. He might be a bit inconsistent, but when he's on, he is ON. Dammit.

 

[Tyloric]

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<- Houston, Texan.

So it is well within my rights to say, "**** you."

<3

 

[Walker]

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GODDAMN, Tyloric. I hate you now.

If it makes you feel better, I believe that every other time I've talked to our collection of Texans, it's been "Not a Cowboys fan? Good. You're all right in my book."

I just have to hate you for the next week or so.

That icing the kicker **** is... well, bull****.

 

[Tyloric]

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I'm serious. I live like 3 minutes away from Houston. xD

 

[Walker]

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But do you care about football? That's the question.

 

[Tyloric]

Re: **** every football team to ever come out of Texas.

But do you care about football? That's the question.

Not really. I just can't pass up an opportunity to tell someone to **** off.

8D

 

[Walker]

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I'm very happy that I could provide one for you.

But I hope your city's sports team chokes on its own vomit.

 

[mjmarin12]

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Im going to side with Tyloric on this..BTW Im pretty PO'ed cause of the Cowboys retartedness the last 2 weeks.

 

[Firis]

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At least you have a descent team, sure the Bengals aren't half bad this season, but normally I can guess the outcome of the game a week in advance.

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

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the over budgeted team is always my enemy.

in the state i grew up in, there was only one major sports team: The Portland Trail Blazers. one of the teams with the worst histories in the NBA. they get a decent team together around the turn of the millenium and make it to the semi finals. who do they play? the ****ing Los Angeles Lakers. back when they had both kobe bryant and shaq. both teams play hard, go 3-3, and the Lakers win the 7th game and knock them out. that alone made me hate them forever.

it gets better. the philadelphia phillies. one of the oldest teams in baseball history (established in the late 1800's) and without a doubt the worst in history. in over a hundred years they'd only won the world series twice. nobody in their own city cared about them, and they win the finals for the 3rd time in over 120 years, and are suddenly the talk of the town. next year: they go and are set up to win it for the SECOND TIME IN A ROW. they had NEVER done that before. who's there? the new york ****ing yankees. who wins? the new york ****ing yankees.

so, you can imagine what my story is going to be with football/handegg. i support the tampa bay buccaneers, the philadelphia eagles, and the cincinnati bengals. guess who i hate? the dallas ****ing cowboys... and the pittsburgh ****ing steelers.

walker, your team should have won. screw that team right up their overly sponsored, fancy 99999999999999999999 mile big tv stadium, asses. they're geoge W's favorite team, so all the more reason to hate them.

 

[Arseface]

Re: **** every football team to ever come out of Texas.

Okay, so, as a Washington Redskins fan my hatred for the Dallas Cowboys is natural and right. One of the inherent realities of this world. In fact, right now, their loss is the only thing consoling me.

****. The. Mother****ing. Houston Texans. In the ass. With a pine cone. Made from rusty iron. Coated in something unpleasant and painful.

GODDAMN. Okay, so I'll admit, they played well to come back from being behind so much. But WHAT THE HELL.

'Skins are in field goal range. We got a young, young kicker now. It's overtime, so if we make the kick, we win. The kick is 52 yards, longer than any he's ever made (his record was 48.) HE MAKES IT!

But the mother****ing Texans called time out RIGHT ****ING BEFORE THE ****ING SNAP.

The field goal doesn't count. WHAT THE ****. We have to take it again! THE KID MISSES.

**** **** ****. The Texans get the ball back, make it down the field, get their field goal WIN THE MOTHER****ING GAME.

****.

(For confused people who think that football involves a round ball that looks like a cow, I present football. For those of you who think it involves a vaguely egg-shaped red ball played on a round field with a set of quidditch goals at either end, c'mon, you know what gridiron is. Deal with it.

Also, 47.5488 meters=52 yards. Field goal. For the specific bit of bull**** that lost the 'Skins the game, see here.

And Gano's field goal was ****ing BEAUTIFUL. Seriously. I love this dude now. He might be a bit inconsistent, but when he's on, he is ON. Dammit.

That's pretty rough. Makes me glad our sports don't have lame things like time out.

 

[moonfever]

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Hey, I am a Texan, and love our Cowboys.

 

[Gikoku]

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At least you have a descent team, sure the Bengals aren't half bad this season, but normally I can guess the outcome of the game a week in advance.

Ditto.

God the Cleveland Browns suck.

 

[Walker]

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Im going to side with Tyloric on this..BTW Im pretty PO'ed cause of the Cowboys retartedness the last 2 weeks.

HA! Didn't I tell you? My only joy in the world is that the Cowboys have choked on their own vomit TWICE! In once case their own vomit was the Redskins, who played just as ****tily, but whatever.

the over budgeted team is always my enemy.

so, you can imagine what my story is going to be with football/handegg. i support the tampa bay buccaneers, the philadelphia eagles, and the cincinnati bengals. guess who i hate? the dallas ****ing cowboys... and the pittsburgh ****ing steelers.

walker, your team should have won. screw that team right up their overly sponsored, fancy 99999999999999999999 mile big tv stadium, asses. they're geoge W's favorite team, so all the more reason to hate them.

Well, the 'Skins are pretty rich, but yes, I hate the Cowboys, too, being as I AM a 'Skins fan. 'Skins beat the Cowboys last week and somebody else beat them this week.

So, on my "root for the 'Skins, followed by whoever is playing the Cowboys, followed by the Ravens" scale, I'm actually doing pretty good. Aside from the fact that the Ravens lost, too this week.

I was just *****ing because we narrowly lost to the Texans this week.

Hey, I am a Texan, and love our Cowboys.

MOONFEVER! I used to like you SO MUCH! You were one of my favorite members! Most-loved woman in Albion! Voice of reason! General all-around nice person!

And now, what do I find? Underneath that benficient exterior lurks a COWBOYS FAN?

You just can't trust people these days. This internet anonymity thing just lets them hide their true colors too well.

 

[Arseface]

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Speaking of football:

WOOOO CHRIS JUDD WON THE BROWNLOWE MEDAL!!

 

[Walker]

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Hey, guys, how's it coming with the Aussie-to-restoftheworld translator? We made any progress yet or is it still translating everything as "Need more beer?"

 

[Arseface]

Re: **** every football team to ever come out of Texas.

I'll have you know I don't drink alcohol.

 

[Firis]

Re: **** every football team to ever come out of Texas.

I'll have you know I need more beer.

Man, I can't help you. Go to a drinking forum or something.

 

[Purple Nurple]

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I'm english and what is this?

 

[Angel]

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It's rugby for girls.