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Re: fable 2 jobs
It would be cool if there was some kind of employment agency so when you're a pregnant Heroine, you have to go and claim Jobseekers until you are 6 months gone and then you get to go for your Maternity Grant to get the little sprog his/her own toy swords and bows and guns to train with...
Just think, it could be the place for disaffected teenage wannabe Heroes to hang around outside, smoke roll-ups and drink cheap beer stolen from the tavern cellar whilst they wait for new quests and jobs to become available...
Now that's a lumberjack song...so gonna be lost on everyone who has never seen Monty Python...I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.
I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear papa!!
It would be cool if there was some kind of employment agency so when you're a pregnant Heroine, you have to go and claim Jobseekers until you are 6 months gone and then you get to go for your Maternity Grant to get the little sprog his/her own toy swords and bows and guns to train with...
Just think, it could be the place for disaffected teenage wannabe Heroes to hang around outside, smoke roll-ups and drink cheap beer stolen from the tavern cellar whilst they wait for new quests and jobs to become available...