"FableFreak and You" or "The Nine Months Plan"

[FableFreak]

"FableFreak and You" or "The Nine Months Plan"

To whom it may concern,

Make sure the Nine Months Plan goes exactly as I intend it to.

The dimensions of the room must be 10 feet long, 10 feet wide, and 12 feet high.
The walls must be 9 feet thick reinforced concrete with rebar.
There must be a small light that dangles 1 foot from the ceiling.
The light must sway back and forth at a constant rate of 10 swings per minute.
There must be a square hole in the top front right corner of the room.
There must be a sound system that plays Slayer's "Raining Blood" on a loop, 24/7.
There must be a stack of 800 sheets of college ruled paper in one corner.
The paper must be dyed black.
There must be an unsharpened #3 pencil on top of the stack of paper.
There must be a 6 foot by 3 foot stack of untranslated Russian literature in the opposite corner.
There must be a noose that hangs from the ceiling that is just out of reach.

Once the nine months have expired, open the door and publish what I have written.

Your humble benefactor,

FableFreak

Post Script: There will be additions and changes to this plan.

 

[Firis]

Re: "FableFreak and You" or "The Nine Months Plan"

Aye, aye cap'n?

 

[Necromancer]

Re: "FableFreak and You" or "The Nine Months Plan"

You worry me sometimes. :ermm:

 

[FableFreak]

Re: "FableFreak and You" or "The Nine Months Plan"

You worry me sometimes. :ermm:

It's all just Squeals on Wheels baby!

 

[Necromancer]

Re: "FableFreak and You" or "The Nine Months Plan"

Yes...very...very worrisome indeed :ermm:

 

[Firis]

Re: "FableFreak and You" or "The Nine Months Plan"

Squeals wheels and pumpkin peels?

 

[Man]

Re: "FableFreak and You" or "The Nine Months Plan"

youre planning something....i know it..

 

[Another Spartan]

Re: "FableFreak and You" or "The Nine Months Plan"

THEY'LL NEVER TAKE ME!!!

 

[James Butts]

Re: "FableFreak and You" or "The Nine Months Plan"

I could say "This Intrigues me" But I think I'll say.....

What? No! Please! Don't take me away I wasn't finished......

Watch this all the way through, I had to encode the message in the video so that they would suspect anything.

And please.......... No!!!! I can't take it anymore!!!!!!! [long silence]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0B5bQNixoY

 

[Arseface]

Re: "FableFreak and You" or "The Nine Months Plan"

Ok, but how far is the light swinging for each swing.

And the black paper; are the ruled lines white? Or is it all black. It seems pointless to have ruled paper when you can't see the rulings. Save money on the ink and buy regular paper.

And does the pencil have white lead? It seems appropriate to be able to see what you're writing.

 

[FableFreak]

Re: "FableFreak and You" or "The Nine Months Plan"

Ok, but how far is the light swinging for each swing.

And the black paper; are the ruled lines white? Or is it all black. It seems pointless to have ruled paper when you can't see the rulings. Save money on the ink and buy regular paper.

And does the pencil have white lead? It seems appropriate to be able to see what you're writing.

The light should swing one and three quarter feet side to side.

The paper should be ruled with the blood of virgins.

The pencil will be a normal pencil.

 

[Arseface]

Re: "FableFreak and You" or "The Nine Months Plan"

With grey lead? If you're planning on... whatever.

There is no point in questioning the mostly powerful FF.

 

[TheJJMax]

Re: "FableFreak and You" or "The Nine Months Plan"

Wouldn't it be easier to post in a PM?

:ermm:

 

[Firis]

Re: "FableFreak and You" or "The Nine Months Plan"

Tssk tssk, you jsut do not understand the Freakiness of Fable.

 

[Necromancer]

Re: "FableFreak and You" or "The Nine Months Plan"

I don't think the light would be able to swing only ten times per minute, especially if it's only going 1 & 3/4 ft.

 

[Firis]

Re: "FableFreak and You" or "The Nine Months Plan"

^Do not qestion the freakiness!
Isn't it obvious, someone develops a tiemd pulley system to catch it and let it go every 6 seconds.

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

Re: "FableFreak and You" or "The Nine Months Plan"

To whom it may concern,

Make sure the Nine Months Plan goes exactly as I intend it to.

The dimensions of the room must be 10 feet long, 10 feet wide, and 12 feet high.
The walls must be 9 feet thick reinforced concrete with rebar.
There must be a small light that dangles 1 foot from the ceiling.
The light must sway back and forth at a constant rate of 10 swings per minute.
There must be a square hole in the top front right corner of the room.
There must be a sound system that plays Slayer's "Raining Blood" on a loop, 24/7.
There must be a stack of 800 sheets of college ruled paper in one corner.
The paper must be dyed black.
There must be an unsharpened #3 pencil on top of the stack of paper.
There must be a 6 foot by 3 foot stack of untranslated Russian literature in the opposite corner.
There must be a noose that hangs from the ceiling that is just out of reach.

Once the nine months have expired, open the door and publish what I have written.

Your humble benefactor,

FableFreak

Post Script: There will be additions and changes to this plan.

so in a nutshell...you're pregnant?

Spoiler

i read the name and couldn't resist

 

[Necromancer]

Re: "FableFreak and You" or "The Nine Months Plan"

so in a nutshell...you're pregnant?

Exactly. And I'm the father.

 

[Arseface]

Re: "FableFreak and You" or "The Nine Months Plan"

And I'm the other father.

FableFreak works in strange ways.

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

Re: "FableFreak and You" or "The Nine Months Plan"

if the paper is died black, how can we read what you write?