Fight at Lunch

[Sean]

Fight at Lunch

This white kid was throwing food at a black guy, just messing around and being dumb. And the black kid got up and decked the white kid in the face, and the white kid was crying and the black guy was still swinging when Pots (Security Guard) and Officer Meyerhompfer (School Cop) got there, the black kid booked it and Meyerhompfer started chasing him, and grabbed the kid from behind and slammed him intro this glass thing that has all the trophies and awards in it to restrain him but the glass shattered and all the stuff fell, and the black kid turned around and started swinging at Meyerhompfer, but Meyerhompfer is a 6 year SWAT veteran so the black kid missed all the punches but he shoved Meyerhompfer off him, and my teacher, my biology teacher Mr. Stefanko is the coach of wrestling and coach of football and he grabbed the kid's legs and threw him to the ground, and manhandled the ****er till the cop arrested him.

 

[Purple Nurple]

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Awesome. I wish my name was Meyerhompfer. You should have jumped in with a lunch tray shouting 'Kaplah!'

 

[Daemon300]

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LoL.

Don't mess with the black kids.

 

[Gikoku]

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:lol: *sighs* I miss high school fights. I remember when two teachers fought way back at my high school, one was some teacher I didn't know and the other was my History teacher. They were shoving at first, trash talk, then my history teacher (Mr. Wilson), backhanded him and his head smacked into the wall.

The one teacher got a 2-day suspension and Mr. Wilson received 10-days. When he returned, we the classmates gave him a big cheer.

 

[Purple Nurple]

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It was beast, about a year ago in my college, I was in my mates dorm and 4 guys the year older than us came in. They were thrownig toast at us earlier and we went over to them and told them to fu*k off, so they did. They came into his dorm and said we disrespected the college hierarchy, and they came in to 'sort us out'. My friend is a complete chav, the only reason he goes to college is for EMA money, so he jumped up, punched the closest guy with his ring scraping off some skin on his nose. The other guys ran away. Lol epic win.

 

[droded]

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Were you the white kid?

 

[Sean]

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You're so cool droded, I was hoping you'd post here to put your silly sarcastic unneeded opinion

 

[LobotomizedLOVE]

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Moral of the story: Don't mess with the black kid.

 

[Sean]

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And if you do, get ready to see the SWAT Vet beat the **** out of the black kid.

 

[droded]

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You're so cool droded, I was hoping you'd post here to put your silly sarcastic unneeded opinion

Thanks pal, I try my best.

But really, lighten up. You're in a forum of jokers.

 

[Sean]

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Bro I am lightened up I'm perfectly chill.

 

[Shirosaki]

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Relax, we're all friends here, right? I like droded's clever remarks and like you implied Sean, he does make cool comments regularly so I don't see why this thread should be any different; it's all in jest.

A story of my own: A couple of years ago a year 11 (16) was fighting a year 10 (14/15) with an unfair advantage, i.e size and strength, and this oldddd woman about 60 years old who worked at the office and was retiring that year, pinned down the year 11 in some kind of wrestling submission and he was screaming and flailing but couldn't move. Incredibly embarrassing for the kid but legendary.

 

[sirgage0]

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Nice!! I remember last year, I was rushing through the halls, and I walked right into the middle of a fight. Of course, I walked in reverse right back into the crowde I *probably* should've taken notice to. . . . Needless to say, it was a funny highlight to my usually boring school week.

 

[Zjuggernaut]

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A fat year 8 kid beat up a Year 11 when I was in Year 10. He dragged the Year 11 across the ground and started stamping on him.

I cried.

 

[Evan]

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OMG that's hilarious Sean.

This one time I was late in the morning and as I was going to my class there was this girl that was going to gym and some black girl came up to her, grabbed her head, need her in the chest (or face, couldn't tell from angle) and then started walking away. The white girl followed her and was like WTF and then the black girl grabbed her by the hair punched her and slammed her into a locker. No f"kin reason.

And another time our school got into a huge fight with the school that's "renting" a section of our school because they can't afford there own. About 4 cop cars showed up and the had to either shoot someone or shoot in the air to make everyone scatter, but there was a gunshot.

etc, etc... I could do this all day.

 

[James Butts]

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Moral of the story: Don't mess with the black kid.

I haven't seen you here in a long while!

And lol that's epic.

 

[Necromancer]

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Hmm, in my experience, the black, Mexican, and wigger 'ghetto' kids are all talk. None of them at my school have been in fights, but they've been in "fights." They're all b*tches. They act tough and then get scared sh*tless once they're about to fight. Athletes are the ones who will really f*ck you up.

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

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Heh, the sports types were nothing back when I was in school. The ones to be afraid of were the girls. I've seen some crazy stuff go down in those hallways. I can tell tales man.

yeah, some of the fights between girls i've seen are enough to make the strongest guy lose sleep. anything goes in those fights. i'm pretty sure guys aren't supposed to hit girls for our own protection.
*shudders*

 

[Tsuyu]

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School....cop? What the hell....? :wassat:

 

[Daemon300]

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His school is so violent that they need a cop, obviously.

@Tsuyu, I love your signature :lol:

+It has boobs !