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Guide to Emo Punching

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Guide to Emo Punching

This is a Guide on how to spot and deal with Emos:

How to spot a emo:

#1 Medium length hair covering one eye, stereotypically black with possibly other colors.

#2 Lip piercing

#3 Band tee (usually a screamo band), and cut up jeans with a studded belt.


NOTE: these arent certain signs for an emo, then can wear other stuff or people who arent emo could like that style.

Things that certainly show that they are emo:

#1 likes screamo music. (this is true for alot of youth though aswell.)

#2 depressed. (Not all emos are depressed though.)

#3 Cut marks. (not all Cutters are Emo.)


if someone has 4 or more of those features here is how to deal with them:

#1 Punch them. (less freffered option, yet is the funnest.)

#2 Insult them (i.e "Go cut deeper emo, your still alive!" "Go cry at home!" "Life is tough, deal with it emo!")

#3 get them in a hold until they say "I am an emo faggot who cuts his penis and cries in a corner." k thnx bai.
 
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Here's how to deal with Emos AND still have som kind of self-respect:

1. Walk away.
2. Walk away.
3. Walk away.

(Meaning that any confrontation with a person based on something you don't have sh*t to do with, is pointless. Thank you.)
 
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Zingo;250383 said:
Here's how to deal with Emos AND still have som kind of self-respect:

1. Walk away.
2. Walk away.
3. Walk away.

(Meaning that any confrontation with a person based on something you don't have sh*t to do with, is pointless. Thank you.)

Agreed.
 
Re: Guide to Emo Punching

two words: emo = scum
 
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Firis;250387 said:
two words: emo = scum

Would be great if you explained...so i could debunk it.
 
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kk 5 reasons
#1 self mutilate (no respect for their own bodies, geez how low can you be?)
#2 whiners
#3 call themselves a sub-culture yet have nothing to center themselves around (except music)
#4 ignorant "why do people hate me so much? I only get life and some good stuff, and I hate it, I hate it so much... why do people not like me for that?"
#5 sucks the life out of them, every recovered emo I have ever known has felt worse than before they were emo...
 
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Go take out your pubertal rage on something better, neo-nazi's.. facism.. take your pick. The world sure is full of people that are way better targets?
 
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Zingo;250396 said:
Go take out your pubertal rage on something better, neo-nazi's.. facism.. take your pick. The world sure is full of people that are way better targets?

it isnt pubertal rage, and isnt angst a much easier way to say that?

neo-nazis arent large in number where I am, in fact I have never even seen a nazi wannabe other than in movies.

fascism isnt a big deal, we are curing that through capitalism, still there but it isnt a threat...

emos are a very large amount of youth who cant deal with the fact that life isnt always fair...
 
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^read my posts please?

#1 thats what I just asked: why he didnt say angst instead of pubertal rage

#2 no I am not pro-Nazi, I just HAVE NOT EVER SEEN A NAZI IN REAL LIFE! EVER!! so Emo is what I am angrier at...

#3 I do, very often, ty :)

#4 I just said that exact same thing towards emos, and your telling me this? I said EMOS CANT DEAL WITH LIFE BEING UNFAIR, and YOU ARE SAYING THAT I think its unfair. My life is very lovely thank you very much!
 
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i like shooting emos with my airsoft gun...jk
 
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yes but walking away is boring, if we walk away from everything we give up challenge, just like by your deffinition you should walk away from this, yet here you are, argueing with my opinion and my maleficus joke... I see your point and while it is valid, I have a different outlook on people, also I am sorry for being so defensive, it is very hard to tell jokes apart from statements on the net unless you put "that was a joke." after it.

EDIT: and pipebombs are easy to make so... if I wanted to I could make some sure :) its the second easiest explosive out there imo... not that I would know... *cough, cough*
 
Re: Guide to Emo Punching

its called kicking bellow the belt, not walking away
 
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^ please stop spamming... :) ty...
 
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im not spamming, im poting spam is something unrelated to the subject^like that
 
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Firis;250395 said:
kk 5 reasons
#1 self mutilate (no respect for their own bodies, geez how low can you be?)
#2 whiners
#3 call themselves a sub-culture yet have nothing to center themselves around (except music)
#4 ignorant "why do people hate me so much? I only get life and some good stuff, and I hate it, I hate it so much... why do people not like me for that?"
#5 sucks the life out of them, every recovered emo I have ever known has felt worse than before they were emo...

1. It's their bodies, let them do what they want to do with it. Why should you care?
2. Not really, most emo-haters call them anti-social so how can they whine and be anti-social?
3. Never heard of such a thing, its a fab just like most everything else.
4. AKA: Depression. You hate Depressed people also? It's not like they choose to be depressed.
5. That makes no sense?
 
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yea, id feel glad if i stopped cutting my self(which i dont cut myself)
 
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#1 because I like people
#2 I never said they were anti social so how can you use that as an arguement point?
#3 well research more, there is a sub-culture series, this includes: Punk, Goth, Emo, Chav and many more...
#4 that isnt depression, depression is a syndrome, ignorance isnt
#5 yes it does: people I know felt better about themselves before emo then they were after...
 
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You're here spouting hatred of emos, but your list of favorite bands include KoRn and Marilyn Manson.

Someone with your taste in music should not be so quick to criticize the negative qualities of others. Concentrate on bettering your own life, and on your deathbed, you shall have total conciousness. Gungalagunga.
 
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^whats your point? neither Marilyn nor Korn are emo... and nothing is wrong with eiter band :P
 
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