Halloween's Coming Again

[cheezMcNASTY]

October is around the corner, and it's never too early to start planning a costume, whether you go to Halloween parties or if you're one of those creepy older people who trick or treat.
Well, not if you're one of those people who just stay at home or choose to go out as "themself."

My original plan was to be a Mayan Warrior (apocalypse reference, duh). But then I decided to be a stereotypical Jersey Shore Douchebag! I went online and bought a wifebeater, stupid sunglasses, a sweatband, and a fake gold chain. Cheap and effective! NO WAY I'm getting a spray tan though. I am toying with the idea of writing "Kiss me I'm guido" on the shirt, though.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO BE FOR HALLOWEEN?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!

 

[This is my Albion]

Undead wench! Got the corset, got the puffy skirt and a tiny top hat! Just need the fake blood and Im set

 

[Quistrix]

You know that thing on the side of the road that you're not quite sure is a dead kitty or a pile of clothing?

Yeah, I'm going as that.

 

[This is my Albion]

You know that thing on the side of the road that you're not quite sure is a dead kitty or a pile of clothing?

Yeah, I'm going as that.

Keeps everyone on their toes.

 

[TRA Rotid]

I'm gonna be Private Rotid

 

[HeroOfCrapsalot]

Me and my friends were thinking of all being slenderman and stalking someone by standing in different places in their path.

 

[Wonderfoole WINO]

Halloween doesn't happen around here any more, the church killed it. I think last year I got only two trick-or-treaters at my place, and it was still daylight outside.

What we have instead is "trunk or treat". The local soccer moms park their big ugly minivans in the church parking lot on the closest saturday to Halloween and the kids go from car to car getting candy. Because that way its safe.

R.I.P. Halloween.

 

[This is my Albion]

Halloween doesn't happen around here any more, the church killed it. I think last year I got only two trick-or-treaters at my place, and it was still daylight outside.

What we have instead is "trunk or treat". The local soccer moms park their big ugly minivans in the church parking lot on the closest saturday to Halloween and the kids go from car to car getting candy. Because that way its safe.

R.I.P. Halloween.

Did Gary glitter come up with this?

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

Im not sure.. I dont know if Ill do it, I haven't dressed up and walked around for about 5 or so years, actually more.. maybe there'll be a halloween party though.. and ill have to join Crapsalot, and maybe go as Slenderman!

Or maybe hitler, just for the lulz

 

[MazeisMaze]

hm..............myself because I'm the scariest thing there is. Nah I was thinking like a skeleton marching band dude.

 

[This is my Albion]

Im not sure.. I dont know if Ill do it, I haven't dressed up and walked around for about 5 or so years, actually more.. maybe there'll be a halloween party though.. and ill have to join Crapsalot, and maybe go as Slenderman!

Or maybe hitler, just for the lulz

If you want lulz, go as a condom. Just need a lot of clingfilm and vaseline

 

[Daniel Ray]

Halloween... one of the most awkward holidays in my country. Everyone here is sooo serious.... Never wear a costume here unless you're going for a private party, cause Halloween ain't so big here.

But if I could celebrate Halloween, I'd be an undead Vampire Pirate. Arrrrrrrrrr Blllllaaaaa I vann to suck ye blood!

 

[MazeisMaze]

There's no Halloween in my country, so...

What Sorcery is this!

 

[Walker]

Hrm... for me, I'd say... I dunno, actually. I know what I'm DOING for Halloween. Decorating my house, then setting up the fire pit and hanging with my family and large amounts of seasonally-appropriate hard cider and s'mores, but I don't know what I'm going to put on that will both keep me from accidentally setting myself on fire AND scare the six or so trick-or-treaters who come by.

 

[Angel]

I'll be doing my usual routine - putting up "Don't bother" posters on my window and ignoring the door.

Which, unsurprisingly, is not really different from my every day life. We have a poster in the window telling everyone who hasn't got an invite to eff off and we don't answer the door.

Usually because the people at the door are small, stupid and squeaky...also known as Jessica's friends.

 

[Walker]

Angel, you realize that I have a sudden desire to find your daughter's profile page and tell her to get all her friends to trick-or-treat/ding-dong ditch your house now, right?

 

[Wonderfoole WINO]

I think we need to take back Halloween. We need to remind people what its all about. Its about partying, its about dressing up in an awesome costume and acting like a jackass. We need to remind the the children (who still have the privelage of being underaged) that "trick-or-treat" is not some silly slogan to be said as you go door to door collecting cheap candy. Its a threat. An ultimatum. Trick or treat. "Give me candy or I'll egg your ****ing house!" These are our values. This is what our forfathers fought and died for! We need to consume vast amounts of alcohol! We need to re-arm our children toilet paper and expired eggs! We need to fight for our freeeeeeeedoooooom!!!!!!!!!!

Now whos with me? Because I'm probably working that night.

 

[Walker]

Dude. I love you.

 

[Lenop]

Before I turned into a socially deprived hermit, I would dress up as Batman and scare the hell out of people coming to the party by hanging upside down from the roof. Loads of fun. But now I'm with Angel on this. I typically turn off all the lights, disable the doorbell, put up a get bent sign, and stick the business end of a fake rifle out the window. No one comes to see me, I can't fathom why.

 

[SelfAppointedGunslinger]

Dunno haven't been to a Halloween party since my mid teens, they were fun though. Meat and potatoe pies, all the gummy sweets you could eat, BOOOZE! and throwing up in the neighbours garden, all this whilst dressed as the Grim Reaper. Happy times I guess.

If I actually went this year I'd go as Einstein or something.