No wonder you hate most every thing.There's no Halloween in my country, so...
Super saiyan gandalf?If Sweden cared for Halloween, I'd be a slutty zombie.
Or slutty vampire.
Or slutty wizard.
Think Gandalf in a banana hammock.
I'll be doing my usual routine - putting up "Don't bother" posters on my window and ignoring the door.
Undead wench! Got the corset, got the puffy skirt and a tiny top hat! Just need the fake blood and Im set
You know that thing on the side of the road that you're not quite sure is a dead kitty or a pile of clothing?
Yeah, I'm going as that.
Well that's your evening sorted then, isn't it?If you don't celebrate Halloween I hate you and I will curse you to the old gods.
Probably go as a Japanese schoolgirl this time, see if I can catch a few fools. Now, to shave my legs or not to shave my legs.
Have one unshaved and the other shaven.
That's just given me a brilliant idea, the half-man/half-lady costume! Sew a suit and dress together down the middle, shave one leg and one side of the face, create some kind of half-wig for the female side. Then put some stitching effects down the middle and splash a little fake blood here an there. At the end of it you have a gender confused Frankenstein abomination, might do that this year if I'm feeling ballsy.