Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOOOO ANGEL!!!
HOLY **** she's old and decrepit. You're almost 30! I mean, damn. Does the boy toy you cradle-robbed take off a few years? I hope so.
But don't feel too bad. My mom didn't even have her first kid (of four) until she was 32. Compared to her, you're a baby. Honestly, you're so young you wouldn't even get "she's a baby." You'd be... I honestly don't know. What's lower than a baby?
But happy birthday anyway.
And yeah, that was on, something like the 2nd or 3rd page of google image results.
Something to pass on from my mom: get to work, you slacker. You still have two children to catch up to her. On the other hand, you have 12 years to do it in.