Celebration of that beautiful moment when you first arrive.. blood everywhere, crying, bodily wastes on the sheets, mother screaming, and the cold hands of a strange man wearin' a mask. A joyful sight that can never be forgotten, and so we celebrate it today for the 19th time.
I couldn't afford you a cake btw, so I made my own. Don't forget to smash your face in it.
I couldn't afford you a cake btw, so I made my own. Don't forget to smash your face in it.