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HELP I MAY HAVE UTI

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HELP I MAY HAVE UTI

Ok I cant stop peeing. I have to pee like every 5 mins and its always water. Please help. What can I do?
 
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If your peeing out water instead of Urine id tell you to call someone...

The Guiness Book Of Records.
 
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Perhaps you're pregnant? rolfcopter etc etc...
 
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lol a pregnant pre-teen...
 
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Get a prostate exam. Quite disturbing seeing as you're so young. That or stop drinking so much?
 
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Dont worry I got some sleep and im better now =)
 
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Aww.. prostate exams are hilarious
 
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lol yeah i saw that

Is that how prostate exams really work?
 
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Quite so. Because uhm... yeah.
 
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Tsuyu;238773 said:
Quite so. Because uhm... yeah.

LOL, I spit out my coffee, over your answer.:P

Every 5 minutes sounds like to much caffeine, or an over fondness of water. What on earth were you doing?
Doctors come in handy, and can be your friend. :)
 
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I'm pretty sure it would hurt to pee right? If you had a UTI. :O
 
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I don't even want to know what UTI is now...
 
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:P I said I DIDN'T want to know. Oh well, now I do. :D

But I did know what kidney stones were, and now I have a list on how to avoid them. :D
 
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Hello, I am Dr. Freak (PhD/DFA/HIV) and I am here to provide you with a plethora of medical information that will cure your problems!

In my expert opinion (which is fact) I suggest you drink some Freak Brand Whisk3y, smoke some smooth and cool Freak Brand Cigarettes, and then take a nap. But prior to sleeping you must ingest 3 tablets of Freak Brand Vicomorpheroin (manufactured with natural and organic ingredients in Kiev, Ukraine).
 
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What are kidney stones?
 
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FableFreak said:
Hello, I am Dr. Freak (PhD/DFA/HIV) and I am here to provide you with a plethora of medical information that will cure your problems!

In my expert opinion (which is fact) I suggest you drink some Freak Brand Whisk3y, smoke some smooth and cool Freak Brand Cigarettes, and then take a nap. But prior to sleeping you must ingest 3 tablets of Freak Brand Vicomorpheroin (manufactured with natural and organic ingredients in Kiev, Ukraine).

Side affects may include extra limbs, chronic pain, and possibly death. :P
 
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somedude21;239028 said:
What are kidney stones?

Hard, tiny stones made of minerals that form in your kidneys. Get this, you have to pass them through your urinary tract. That means you have to p**s out rocks...
 
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Yeah, that's the gist of it. And if they are really big, then they just surgically remove them. Think of what would be worse. Either way, you are fairly boned on the pain factor.
 
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How do you get them??!! *covers private areas*
 
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JohnDoe I think posted ways to get them :lol: Mainly just dehydrate yourself drastically.
 
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