How many 5 year olds do you think you could take on in a fight?

[Silver.]

How many 5 year olds do you think you could take on in a fight?

- You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.

- You are not allowed to touch a wall.

- When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."

- I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy.

- The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.

- There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.

* The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.

Ten year-olds would be worse, but five year olds can be nasty too.

So people, discuss tactics and how many you think you could take on before KO. ^_^


Ooooor, take a test.

Test

 

[Hexen_Harlot]

Re: How many 5 year olds do you think you could take on in a fight?

A big guy could take them out with one leg sweep. But I'm not a big guy. Three maybe? Actually, five, they're small enough ot pick up and choke unconscious.

 

[Cain]

Re: How many 5 year olds do you think you could take on in a fight?

Well my magic number is 117(lol) so thats 234. As I am a Spartan, who can rip guns off their turret stands and use them like normal guns, with 38 years of combat experience and plus the fact I way 1000 pounds in my armour, I would have to say all of them. They might pin me down for a while but I would win

 

[Xeon]

Re: How many 5 year olds do you think you could take on in a fight?

none... even if I was wearing a cup they would flank me and take out my jewels from behind...

 

[Silver.]

Re: How many 5 year olds do you think you could take on in a fight?

Real Life: None of them. I don't have the heart to hit a 5 year old. I don't know why there is even a thread about this. I mean full grown men=ok, teens=maybe, kids=no. Thats my opinion. The only way I might fight back is if they started biting and scractching.

Dude, it's a game. You're not really going to be beating up 5 year old children. But if worst came to worst and they were trying to kill you..

Well my magic number is 117(lol) so thats 234. As I am a Spartan, who can rip guns off their turret stands and use them like normal guns, with 38 years of combat experience and plus the fact I way 1000 pounds in my armour, I would have to say all of them. They might pin me down for a while but I would win.

Unfair.

none... even if I was wearing a cup they would flank me and take out my jewels from behind...

LOL

 

[Shirosaki]

Re: How many 5 year olds do you think you could take on in a fight?

Does a 2 by 4 count as a foreign object?

My friend's dad took this test and he got 30 at once. You submit something like your height, weight, how much you can lift, blah blah.. and it churns out a number.

 

[Daemon300]

Re: How many 5 year olds do you think you could take on in a fight?

^Really? Where is that?

Hmmm... I could take...

Infinite numbers muhahahahaha

 

[Ithan]

Re: How many 5 year olds do you think you could take on in a fight?

How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight says 39.

(I can take 43 90 year olds in a fight also)

 

[Aions]

Re: How many 5 year olds do you think you could take on in a fight?

im 6'3" 240lbs i could take on like 10 and would probably accidentally kill 3-4

Edit:
according to the quiz i can take on 23

 

[Cobalt Gamer]

Re: How many 5 year olds do you think you could take on in a fight?

I reckon i could take about 125 for the simple reason if i get ****ed i turn into a tornado of kicks and punches

But the quiz says 34 T_T the maker of this quiz obviously hasn't been raped by what my friends refer to me as "The crazy hedgehog."

 

[Ithan]

Re: How many 5 year olds do you think you could take on in a fight?

I reckon i could take about 125 for the simple reason if i get ****ed i turn into a tornado of kicks and punches

But the quiz says 34 T_T the maker of this quiz obviously hasn't been raped by what my friends refer to me as "The crazy hedgehog."

You do know it's a "Take them on all at once" kind of thing? And lol125, a swarm of little kids is still a swarm of little kids, unless you have 4 arms you can't defend everywhere at once.

 

[Cobalt Gamer]

Re: How many 5 year olds do you think you could take on in a fight?

You do know it's a "Take them on all at once" kind of thing? And lol125, a swarm of little kids is still a swarm of little kids, unless you have 4 arms you can't defend everywhere at once.

I could take em, or atleast take out 100 to then be comlpetly owned by the other 25

 

[Ithan]

Re: How many 5 year olds do you think you could take on in a fight?

I could take em, or atleast take out 100 to then be comlpetly owned by the other 25

Really doubtful, since you yourself are only 15.

 

[Cobalt Gamer]

Re: How many 5 year olds do you think you could take on in a fight?

Really doubtful, since you yourself are only 15.

NO! I'm 16..



























In two months

 

[adenp9070]

Re: How many 5 year olds do you think you could take on in a fight?

i dont think i could loose, i have my lil brother kick my head and jump on me all the time ( we play fight ) and i cant see me loosing to any number, id probably kill myself through exhaustion

 

[Silver.]

Re: How many 5 year olds do you think you could take on in a fight?

You do know it's a "Take them on all at once" kind of thing? And lol125, a swarm of little kids is still a swarm of little kids, unless you have 4 arms you can't defend everywhere at once.

I'm guessing you're talking about having 4 arms to guard the 4 directions of your body?
A Five year old cant throw some kind of killer blow to the kidney or stomach.



I would run and grab the first kid i see, pick it up, break its neck so it doesn't squirm and start swinging it like a madman into the others.

As 5 year olds body is still delevoping, it's still quite fragile with small muscles and developing bones, so after a good swinging of a child an arm should be pretty easy to break off.

With the arm i'd just try my luck and try to beat the rest away, if it don't work, there's no escape route and a 0% percent chance of survival within the next half day or so, i'd probably just give in and let them kill me.

.....^_^​

 

[Ithan]

Re: How many 5 year olds do you think you could take on in a fight?

Someone thinks very highly of himself, and must live in an area with very poor nutritional standards.

 

[Wonderfoole WINO]

Re: How many 5 year olds do you think you could take on in a fight?

my magic number is 122, making them 244. but seeing as Im a diabolical 1 year old bent on world dominatin and matricide, Id simply get them to join my army of todlers and teddy bears.

but seriously, if Im taking them on 1 at a time I think I could last a while. if its all at once they wold probably all jump on my and take me down pretty fast. I would back myself into a corner (without going to close to the walls) so they couldnt get behind me. then I would take them on as they get to me.

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

Re: How many 5 year olds do you think you could take on in a fight?

I'd whip out Phil and scare them off.


Oh Phils my pet Snake btw.

 

[Noctus]

Re: How many 5 year olds do you think you could take on in a fight?

OVER NINE-THOUSA*shot*