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How Should I Get My Bed Back?

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tjbyrum1

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How Should I Get My Bed Back?

Well, a bit of a ****ed up question...

Anyway, I have bunk beds, me top my bro bottom.

Well for nearly two years I went with the bottom. now suddenly, we switched, he has bottom and I got top.

The top is hot, ****ty, I hate jumping down to **** or wake up, my mattress is to big for it, and it just sucks.

The bottom is just right, with fans cooling you off, easy access for waking up and ****ing, perfect for my mattress, and everything. Sweetly amazing, you just gotta experience it.

Now, my brother won't give it up for nothing, so any ideas? He makes ****ing tents every night, so the fans are worthless since they never blow on him or me, it gets hot as ****ing hell.

Any ideas? He won't trade beds, mattresses, or even comforters and bedsheets.
 
Re: How Should I Get My Bed Back?

Punch him in the nose then take the bottom bed.
 
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Cool, but his nose bleeds way to easy. Once we went walking, his nose began bleeding.

And I get into ****loads of trouble for doing **** like that.

Bad idea.
 
Re: How Should I Get My Bed Back?

Make it look like you enjoy being on the top bunk, it's reverse psychology. He'll want it because it seems more valuable to you than the bottom bunk is to him, it's human nature. The bottom bunk will be yours within two weeks.
 
Re: How Should I Get My Bed Back?

You could take it from him and ignore his cries. He'll ***** and moan all day and night I'd imagine, but he'll get over it eventually. Or, you can have the beds split into two separate beds. The room can be rearranged for 2 beds, right?
 
Re: How Should I Get My Bed Back?

My friend Carl built a pump in his room so he could pee out of his window...
Its not that bad of an idea.
He made it just so he could say he pees out of his window... but you could use something like that and put it to a better use in your situation.
 
Re: How Should I Get My Bed Back?

Yes, it can actually, it is adjustable.

But there is seriosuly NO room for it.

Hmm, I like the idea of making it more valuable.

But I have something valuable of his, and he wants it back badly. Flip Flops, which he wants and loves, but they're not his.

Seriously, he is in love with them. Take them and make'em jealous, make him so ****ing jealous by being on the top bunk and having his beloved flip flops.

Maybe I can stop daddy from getting UFC 2010 this week. Because he's using my game (semi his, semi mine) to get it.
 
Re: How Should I Get My Bed Back?

If you make it obvious that you're blackmailing him then he's more likely to respond in an equally aggressive way, and will probably tell "daddy", who will get the game for him anyway, make you give back the flip-flops and let your brother stay in the bottom bunk.
 
Re: How Should I Get My Bed Back?

Alright, I am going to do somethging about now. This has gave me some ideas.

Thanks.

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Side Question: The sigs, are they not monitored? Or does these forums not care about size? Other forums I was on limited to you having only 500x100 sigs, so like it wasn't as spammy, and bulky on every page. Worked quite good. Are there no rules here on these forums for it?
 
Re: How Should I Get My Bed Back?

"While there is no set rule for this, inappropriate or overly large signatures will be removed at the staff's discretion."

Yon Holy Rules.
 
Re: How Should I Get My Bed Back?

^We are pretty lenient. "While there is no set rule for this, inappropriate or overly large signatures will be removed at the staff's discretion." - Da Rulez

(Ninjad :( )
 
Re: How Should I Get My Bed Back?

HeroOfCrapsalot said:
Wet the bed. Let it leak.
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Ahh, brilliant.

tjbyrum1;402025 said:
Alright, I am going to do somethging about now. This has gave me some ideas.

Thanks.
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Good luck.

Side Question: The sigs, are they not monitored? Or does these forums not care about size? Other forums I was on limited to you having only 500x100 sigs, so like it wasn't as spammy, and bulky on every page. Worked quite good. Are there no rules here on these forums for it?
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Shirosaki;402032 said:
"While there is no set rule for this, inappropriate or overly large signatures will be removed at the staff's discretion."

Yon Holy Rules.
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Yeah. Shirosaki & DarkenedSoul's signatures take up my whole browser screen, but I'm letting them slide for now because I'm not picky. Try not to follow the pattern of very large signatures, y'know, common courtesy for the other members.
 
Re: How Should I Get My Bed Back?

Stcik his hand in a bucket of warm water till he ****es himself every night until he gets the idea. If he were on the top where would the bucket rest? :devil" It'll be an escape root. Make it seem like the good way to go as opposed to telling him all the faults and expecting him to hand over the bottom one.
 
Re: How Should I Get My Bed Back?

Kill him.

I'm not the only one thinking it.
 
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