How Should I Get My Bed Back?
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Re: How Should I Get My Bed Back?
Nah, I got boys in prison who can watch out for him.
Bubba is a real nice guy.
Nah, I got boys in prison who can watch out for him.
Bubba is a real nice guy.
Skotekal
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Re: How Should I Get My Bed Back?
Crawl into his bed in the middle of the night and cuddle with him, that should get him to move.
Crawl into his bed in the middle of the night and cuddle with him, that should get him to move.
Re: How Should I Get My Bed Back?
Your mattresses are different sizes in a bunk bed? What kind of a misshaped bunk bed is that?
Anyway, constantly flip his mattress over during the night, every night.
Your mattresses are different sizes in a bunk bed? What kind of a misshaped bunk bed is that?
Anyway, constantly flip his mattress over during the night, every night.
Re: How Should I Get My Bed Back?
If you need a pee, either:
1.) Keep a bottle to pee in when you really can't be bothered (Like me :blush
2.) Pee on him.
How old are you and your brother?
If you need a pee, either:
1.) Keep a bottle to pee in when you really can't be bothered (Like me :blush
2.) Pee on him.
How old are you and your brother?
Re: How Should I Get My Bed Back?
^Better yet, pee in a bottle and then dump it on him while he is sleeping!
^Better yet, pee in a bottle and then dump it on him while he is sleeping!
Re: How Should I Get My Bed Back?
^Even better yet! pour it down his throat and keep doing it till he moves!
And the bucket thing doesn't actually work. tried it, it failed.
I'ma sick *******.
^Even better yet! pour it down his throat and keep doing it till he moves!
And the bucket thing doesn't actually work. tried it, it failed.
I'ma sick *******.
Re: How Should I Get My Bed Back?
Here's what you do:
You get a knife, some garrote wire, and chlorophorm.
Wait for a day when everyone is out of the house, and wait in total darkness near the front door with the knife and chlorophorm in your hand, the garrote wire should be set up like a noose near your bedroom window, or door, your choice. You wait till he comes home, and when he opens the front door, you sneak behind him and take out the mutant zombie ninja that was following him, the other mutant zombie ninja hiding in his room will already be dead because they have a failsafe implemented into them where they will automatically kill themselves with garrote wire nooses if presented with one.
He will be so thankful that you will get the bottom bunk back.
Here's what you do:
You get a knife, some garrote wire, and chlorophorm.
Wait for a day when everyone is out of the house, and wait in total darkness near the front door with the knife and chlorophorm in your hand, the garrote wire should be set up like a noose near your bedroom window, or door, your choice. You wait till he comes home, and when he opens the front door, you sneak behind him and take out the mutant zombie ninja that was following him, the other mutant zombie ninja hiding in his room will already be dead because they have a failsafe implemented into them where they will automatically kill themselves with garrote wire nooses if presented with one.
He will be so thankful that you will get the bottom bunk back.
Re: How Should I Get My Bed Back?
If he is younger than you, than thats pathetic. If he is older than you then thats understandable. I recommend that you show him who's boss.
You could make him wake up one day in a bad situation. I can't think of any. And you could say that this happens every now and then because its the bottom bunk. You could also say many disgusting repulsive things about the bottom bunk, and show mattress and bed sheet stains to prove so. Use your imagination, you can do this.
If he is younger than you, than thats pathetic. If he is older than you then thats understandable. I recommend that you show him who's boss.
You could make him wake up one day in a bad situation. I can't think of any. And you could say that this happens every now and then because its the bottom bunk. You could also say many disgusting repulsive things about the bottom bunk, and show mattress and bed sheet stains to prove so. Use your imagination, you can do this.
Re: How Should I Get My Bed Back?
Develop epilepsy so it is now unsafe for you to be on the top bunk.
It's how I did it. Really.
Develop epilepsy so it is now unsafe for you to be on the top bunk.
It's how I did it. Really.
Re: How Should I Get My Bed Back?
Sing really loudly and cry and cry and just annoy the living crap at him untill he gives back the bunk bed.
Also, If you have an airsoft gun shoot him with it. Lol. Always fun.
Or make a bean shooter, It shoots a small object.(Beans work best hints the name) It actually shoots them at a faster fps then most cheap airsoft guns. It will leave some welts and possible some scares.
Or if your bigger then him just get off the top bunk grab all your blankets and pillows and put them on the ground, Then grab him by the leg and pull him off the bed. Then grab your blanket and pillow and get your mattress back.
Sing really loudly and cry and cry and just annoy the living crap at him untill he gives back the bunk bed.
Also, If you have an airsoft gun shoot him with it. Lol. Always fun.
Or make a bean shooter, It shoots a small object.(Beans work best hints the name) It actually shoots them at a faster fps then most cheap airsoft guns. It will leave some welts and possible some scares.
Or if your bigger then him just get off the top bunk grab all your blankets and pillows and put them on the ground, Then grab him by the leg and pull him off the bed. Then grab your blanket and pillow and get your mattress back.