I am a bard

[Darg]

Re: I am a bard

I agree wholeheartedly. I have another rhyme my friends.

An ode to a hellhole...

Through the forest that never ends,
along the road that bends,
beware, for here be balverines,
in the darkness where dark trees lean,
they listen to the footsteps of lost men,
and gather their souls in the darkest den,
mystery is in the hazy air,
and to go here, none dare,
there is pain and little pleasure,
there is death at any measure,
to all travelling traders there is woe,
for into this place, none will go,
it is said it is Skorm's playground,
his evil fills everywhere in and around,
no one can stop the darkness here,
or hold back the suffering and fear,
and even if they could,
there would still be no end to Darkwood...

 

[Albion Knight]

Re: I am a bard

I say we shoulld just open it up if someone has a request the first one(or more) to respond is the bard. We have enough talent for that

Don't for get to tip (rep) your bard

 

[Darg]

Re: I am a bard

Fine with me. Who has a request here?

 

[Arckon]

Re: I am a bard

Hey, its been a while
but I am back with a great big smile.
I see Sephiroxas has a new sig,
and It makes mine look like a pig.
We now have more than one bard today
Just remeber I am the Bard King,
so bend a knee and kiss my topaz ring

 

[Hexadecimal]

Re: I am a bard

*gives 50 gold to Arckon*

can I hear one about me?

 

[Sephiroxas]

Re: I am a bard

*throws gold all over the place, while wailing out into the sky* Why has arrow dodger forsaken me so?!

 

[Darg]

Re: I am a bard

* Catches Sephi's gold in my hat *

I have a song to challenge the King bard,
to beat him would be quite hard,
I give him credit,
but he should edit,
there will be a new ruler,
someone perhaps not cooler,
but hey, I can rhyme,
but I have little time,
so a challenge I say,
The king of bards will be discovered one day...

 

[droded]

Re: I am a bard

Compose me a rhyme

 

[Karioudo]

Re: I am a bard

*pulls out wallet and counts money* 1 gold... 2...3...4...5...6... 6.50... 6.70... 6.73... 6.73 gold?! *runs around and throws wallet out of the window* Why have you abandoned me?! Think of all the things I did for you! I demand a divorce!:'(

*looks pleadingly at Darg and Arckon* Since I'm divorcing of my wallet now, I don't have much gold to spare, but I'll throw in rep to make up for the lost gold to whoever writes me a rhyme first Pretty please~~:'( *cute puppy dog eyes*

 

[Nostro]

Re: I am a bard

*Soul of my sister*PLz another if you will?

 

[Sephiroxas]

Re: I am a bard

I don't think there should be a king persay. Just someone to keep up the rhyming. or perhaps a bard for every town (Bowerstone, Knot Hole Glade) :ninja:

 

[Arrowdodger]

Re: I am a bard

*drops 30 gold in arrow dodgers little tin* And how is Sir Drides today?

Why thank you ^_^
Well, apparantly his wife took the ten gp's, and instead of car insurrence she used it to buy an appartment. They're getting divorced

 

[droded]

Re: I am a bard

Ouch....

 

[Arrowdodger]

Re: I am a bard

I don't think there should be a king persay. Just someone to keep up the rhyming. or perhaps a bard for every town (Bowerstone, Knot Hole Glade) :ninja:

I second that. Why should there be a king when we can all just sorta... blurg rhymes out for gold/every now and then ? But then again, I really like that second idea ^_^ Having a bard for each town... that makes alot of sense- like in Fable

Ouch....

Hey, I like your afro *pokes*
...
...
My hand's stuck x_x

*throws gold all over the place, while wailing out into the sky* Why has arrow dodger forsaken me so?!

O_O...
*squeeks* Noooooooooooo!
I didn't do it !

 

[Sephiroxas]

Re: I am a bard

*giggles* Yay I'm not forsakened.
So how about a song, a song about....Dragons.

 

[Dark Drakan]

Re: I am a bard

*giggles* Yay I'm not forsakened.
So how about a song, a song about....Dragons.

Yeah Dragons are always good

 

[Albion Knight]

Re: I am a bard

Adding 50 Gold for a song about dragons

 

[Arckon]

Re: I am a bard

*gives 50 gold to Arckon*

can I hear one about me?

Hexadecimal, Forever not blinking
Hey whats this Hexadecimal again you've been drinking
For who would tip a bard this much when he is sober
I have concluded that you are quite far into your tankard and your mead,
With this 50 gold on could surly buy a new stead
Whats this you're are drawing you sabre
Please get this person another round, she is surely in need

* Catches Sephi's gold in my hat *

I have a song to challenge the King bard,
to beat him would be quite hard,
I give him credit,
but he should edit,
there will be a new ruler,
someone perhaps not cooler,
but hey, I can rhyme,
but I have little time,
so a challenge I say,
The king of bards will be discovered one day...

I admit you do have talent, I accept your challenge
but before you start I give you a chance to back down
For you don't no my true power,read over thishttp://forums.projectego.net/bard-arena-662/, or you might drown
in sorrow forever deep
My defences beat those of a onyx stone keep.

I don't think there should be a king persay. Just someone to keep up the rhyming. or perhaps a bard for every town (Bowerstone, Knot Hole Glade) :ninja:

Im not really declaring my supioroity (not that I am supioror or anthing) But that title was given to me by a friend of mine and I wish to keep it. Until someone beats me in battle, a bard bash, I will not let go of it. Hey besides its my thing.

 

[Albion Knight]

Re: I am a bard

Hexadecimal, Forever not blinking
Hey whats this Hexadecimal again you've been drinking
For who would tip a bard this much when he is sober
I have concluded that you are quite far into your tankard and your mead,
With this 50 gold on could surly buy a new stead
Whats this you're are drawing you sabre
Please get this person another round, he is surely in need

Hex is Female :noexpression:

 

[Arckon]

Re: I am a bard

My bad I will edit :blush: