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I am a bard

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Re: I am a bard

You may have my head
but my body will not fail
For you can take my head but my soul will not go stail
I thank thee, for what you have done
You have my head, but I will grow a new one
Now, I am sorry but I must go to bed
So see you all, while I sleep like a log
and walk down dreams in a fog.
I will see you all soon
But I must go now for I just heard a lune(the bird)
 
Re: I am a bard

What is this, oh what is this?
What in cherry pie's name did I miss?
A new thread on the verge,
A crazy new bard's sudden surge,
A bardacious woe,
A perilous throe,
A flaming gizzard,
And a gilded wizard,
A psychotic, rambling maniac,
And a deadly job, no lack,
A silver moon rising above the stars,
And a barfight disrupting bars,
But as for now my ranting is done,
And as I have had my fun,
Let us not be enemies, bards up in arms,
And let not come to eachother harm,
For we all have our ways, our seperate paths,
And it isn't hard to see if you do the math,
That there are all our ways and our quirks,
Our crazies, our freaks and our jerks,
But if still we can triumph through,
We can become the one and only united bard crew.
 
Re: I am a bard

Darg;90498 said:
What is this, oh what is this?
What in cherry pie's name did I miss?
A new thread on the verge,
A crazy new bard's sudden surge,
A bardacious woe,
A perilous throe,
A flaming gizzard,
And a gilded wizard,
A psychotic, rambling maniac,
And a deadly job, no lack,
A silver moon rising above the stars,
And a barfight disrupting bars,
But as for now my ranting is done,
And as I have had my fun,
Let us not be enemies, bards up in arms,
And let not come to eachother harm,
For we all have our ways, our seperate paths,
And it isn't hard to see if you do the math,
That there are all our ways and our quirks,
Our crazies, our freaks and our jerks,
But if still we can triumph through,
We can become the one and only united bard crew.
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Mmm... Rhymage...
 
Re: I am a bard

Darg;90498 said:
What is this, oh what is this?
What in cherry pie's name did I miss?
A new thread on the verge,
A crazy new bard's sudden surge,
A bardacious woe,
A perilous throe,
A flaming gizzard,
And a gilded wizard,
A psychotic, rambling maniac,
And a deadly job, no lack,
A silver moon rising above the stars,
And a barfight disrupting bars,
But as for now my ranting is done,
And as I have had my fun,
Let us not be enemies, bards up in arms,
And let not come to eachother harm,
For we all have our ways, our seperate paths,
And it isn't hard to see if you do the math,
That there are all our ways and our quirks,
Our crazies, our freaks and our jerks,
But if still we can triumph through,
We can become the one and only united bard crew.
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I cant quite find the message or the point
But it rhymed, and rocked the joint
I am sorry my head is not clear
I think I need a beer
But I am trying
not to do the dieing
But, now I see the point, and I guess your not lieing.
 
Re: I am a bard

So tell me now!
Please no hesitation!
Or there may be a confrontation!

It has been 24 hours
(Hopefully you have all taken showers)
Will there be a thread for battle?
Where we may slaughter each other as a butcher does cattle?
 
Re: I am a bard

My time is up, my decision made
The thread will be created, and many a name will fade
You will fight your hearts out struggling to survive
and I promise you will feel alive.
 
Re: I am a bard

In honour of my new promotion (yes, there's no honour like self-serving honour), I would like to request another song about me and my many fantastic ways :lol:
I'd like one from everyone, really.. it really lets the narcissism sink in :lol:
In return, I will share with you this chocolate bunny I forgot to eat from Easter... mmm... hurry before it's gone! :w00t:
 
Re: I am a bard

Wow Hex and once more congrats
many people have been wanting that position anr saying rats
One as great as you can not get greater
but she get respected more
And I promise she will kill you later
rather than now, in five days she'll be knocking on your door
asking, do you have chocolete, or a balverine pup
or one day we'll knock on her door
and say "wahts up"
She is the greatest true to her name
and I am happy to spred her fame
Now it appears, she is going to cry
tears of happyness, for her new title
so now I say good bye
and heres a balverine to cuddle
 
Re: I am a bard

Arckon;90817 said:
Wow Hex and once more congrats
many people have been wanting that position anr saying rats
One as great as you can not get greater
but she get respected more
And I promise she will kill you later
rather than now, in five days she'll be knocking on your door
asking, do you have chocolete, or a balverine pup
or one day we'll knock on her door
and say "wahts up"
She is the greatest true to her name
and I am happy to spred her fame
Now it appears, she is going to cry
tears of happyness, for her new title
so now I say good bye
and heres a balverine to cuddle
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hehehe thanks Arckon ^_^:D
I especially like all the talk about my greatness :lol:
have some rep and chocolate bunny head
 
Re: I am a bard

Because I cannot resist decapitated chocolate bunny-ness, I shall write something crap and hope you don't notice too much and then give it to me:

An Ode To Hex:

Dear Hex, a ditty just for you
To tell all of your fame
Your deeds are surely recognised
By all who hear your name

From useful links to closing threads
Your power in full view
Although as yet you haven't banned
Unruly members too

We say "All Hail!" the mighty Hex
Who's vision is now clear
She wants to take the world by force
And chance has now appeared

With Drakan's aid and Steve-o's might
And Tsuyu's filthy mind
She'll surely rule the people here
And keep them all in line

So be aware the powers move
We tremble at what's next
I warn you don't invoke the wrath
Of the Super Mod - our Hex.

Hehe - I suck at this - but have pity and give me a bit of bunny? Pweeese?
​
 
Re: I am a bard

Angel;91031 said:
Because I cannot resist decapitated chocolate bunny-ness, I shall write something crap and hope you don't notice too much and then give it to me:

An Ode To Hex:

Dear Hex, a ditty just for you
To tell all of your fame
Your deeds are surely recognised
By all who hear your name

From useful links to closing threads
Your power in full view
Although as yet you haven't banned
Unruly members too

We say "All Hail!" the mighty Hex
Who's vision is now clear
She wants to take the world by force
And chance has now appeared

With Drakan's aid and Steve-o's might
And Tsuyu's filthy mind
She'll surely rule the people here
And keep them all in line

So be aware the powers move
We tremble at what's next
I warn you don't invoke the wrath
Of the Super Mod - our Hex.

Hehe - I suck at this - but have pity and give me a bit of bunny? Pweeese?
​
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hehehe :w00t::lol:
I like that ^_^
here you go... you can have his fluffy chocolate tail... that sounds so wrong... :lol:
 
Re: I am a bard

So, Hex. It would seem that you have well earned yourself the title of moderator, but I can't help but wonder... can someone really be a bard and a town guard at the same time? :P Anyway, here's a complimentary song for the new and upcoming dictator- I mean moderator...

Before there was one, and one alone,
Tsuyu into the deadly fray thrown,
A single town guard pitted against the rest,
The weak, the crazy and the best,
But up from the ashes of defeat,
Rises one who will never be beat,
One with vigor, a duty to uphold,
With a passion to succeed, and talent so bold,
Why 'tis Hex, a bard and a guard,
Her presence here is not marred,
By every fellow, odd, strange or great,
Wild or mellow, filled with love or hate,
For long enough has she waited her turn,
To have a bit of recognition and perhaps earn,
Something coveted, a true platinum prize,
Even more important than chocolate or pies,
For this is something that no food can replace,
Something guaranteed to put a grin on her face,
The sweet satisfaction,
Her own piece of the action,
Just remember what is false and what is true,
Or else she might just ban you! :w00t:
 
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Darg;91080 said:
So, Hex. It would seem that you have well earned yourself the title of moderator, but I can't help but wonder... can someone really be a bard and a town guard at the same time?
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yup ^_^
Town Guards are Mods for the forums, Bards post news on the main page... the two aren't related, so I do both jobs now... with double what they were paying me before :w00t::lol:


Darg;91080 said:
:P Anyway, here's a complimentary song for the new and upcoming dictator- I mean moderator...

Before there was one, and one alone,
Tsuyu into the deadly fray thrown,
A single town guard pitted against the rest,
The weak, the crazy and the best,
But up from the ashes of defeat,
Rises one who will never be beat,
One with vigor, a duty to uphold,
With a passion to succeed, and talent so bold,
Why 'tis Hex, a bard and a guard,
Her presence here is not marred,
By every fellow, odd, strange or great,
Wild or mellow, filled with love or hate,
For long enough has she waited her turn,
To have a bit of recognition and perhaps earn,
Something coveted, a true platinum prize,
Even more important than chocolate or pies,
For this is something that no food can replace,
Something guaranteed to put a grin on her face,
The sweet satisfaction,
Her own piece of the action,
Just remember what is false and what is true,
Or else she might just ban you! :w00t:
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nice ^_^:lol:
you can have a bunny foot... it's buntastic...
 
Re: I am a bard

Hexadecimal;91088 said:
yup ^_^
Town Guards are Mods for the forums, Bards post news on the main page... the two aren't related, so I do both jobs now... with double what they were paying me before :w00t::lol:
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Yes, I know that part of it, but just picture this: Hexi, bard by day, town guard by night, supporter only when she feels like it... It could be the start of some new, supremely twisted fan fiction tale... :P
 
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Darg;91091 said:
Hexi, bard by day, town guard by night, supporter only when she feels like it
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that about sums it up :lol:
 
Re: I am a bard

a song, you want rhyme
I think I have the time


Ninja mage seems to like my work
He waits in the shadows, and always seems to leark
Waiting for my songs, and my sweet melody
And how is it the one who grants his requests is me

In the shadows many bandits have died
In the shadows Ninja Mage has lied
In the shadows he waits to pounce
In the shadows Ninja Mage strikes with every ounce
In the shadows Ninja Mage I do spy
In the shadows Ninja mage can not die
In the shadows he fights with no begining and no end
In the shadows lies Ninja Mage, my friend
 
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