I broke my house...
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Re: I broke my house...
See I was toasting muffins at the time and I just thought, "Self, I wonder what would happen If I made the metal knife touch that electric bit in the toaster?" I touched it and it sparked, the muffins popped out, and my dad who happened to be watching TV in the lounge, just goes "Oh, nice one!" coz I had managed to turn off everything in the house.
See I was toasting muffins at the time and I just thought, "Self, I wonder what would happen If I made the metal knife touch that electric bit in the toaster?" I touched it and it sparked, the muffins popped out, and my dad who happened to be watching TV in the lounge, just goes "Oh, nice one!" coz I had managed to turn off everything in the house.
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Re: I broke my house...
I really thought your house was broke.
But you just turned off, the electricity. You could have burned your hand.
I once got knocked down by a shock once. Strange feeling. Not a good feeling either.
I really thought your house was broke.
But you just turned off, the electricity. You could have burned your hand.I once got knocked down by a shock once. Strange feeling. Not a good feeling either.
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Re: I broke my house...
This is one of the first rules i was taught about food as a kid, dont put metal into toasters... along with never leave spoon in bowl when your microwaving something.
Arseface;199834 said:
This is one of the first rules i was taught about food as a kid, dont put metal into toasters... along with never leave spoon in bowl when your microwaving something.
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*choking sobs* I'm welling up, I tells ya...
I am so proud...really, could not be more pleased with your progress. You started out so sensible, so full of common sense - and mercifully you are a fast learner and became just like me in such a short space of time.Arseface;199823 said:
*choking sobs* I'm welling up, I tells ya...
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Re: I broke my house...
Wow..Just..Just wow..:lol:
Wow..Just..Just wow..:lol:
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Re: I broke my house...
Might not even be that lucky next time.
Skotekal;199943 said:
Might not even be that lucky next time.
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Re: I broke my house...
Sue the company.
I heard there was an old lady who used her microwave to dry her cat. Since there weren`t any warning signs saying "DO NOT put your cat in the microwave", she sued the company and won.
Arseface;199823 said:
Sue the company.
I heard there was an old lady who used her microwave to dry her cat. Since there weren`t any warning signs saying "DO NOT put your cat in the microwave", she sued the company and won.
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Really? ..Wow I'd consider that Animal Abuse. :lol: They have to start putting warning's on everything..
"Warning, do not put head into oven."
"Warning, do not beat people with Chairs"
"Warning, Do not stick finger in Electrical Socket"
Really? ..Wow I'd consider that Animal Abuse. :lol: They have to start putting warning's on everything..
"Warning, do not put head into oven."
"Warning, do not beat people with Chairs"
"Warning, Do not stick finger in Electrical Socket"
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They really arent used for that? Damn thats why people complain all the time *notes down*.
§ephiroxa§;199959 said:
They really arent used for that? Damn thats why people complain all the time *notes down*.
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I have seen the instruction "keep out of children" on knives before. Also the common "contains nuts" on packets of peanuts or "contains milk" on, well, milk. Shame there has to be such ridiculous labelling though for fear of being sued by idiots.
Ooh, and a personal favourite on Jessica's children's medicine: if you are pregnant, breastfeeding or operate heavy machinery please consult your doctor before use". I mean, I know kids grow up fast but seriously.....:wacko:
I have seen the instruction "keep out of children" on knives before. Also the common "contains nuts" on packets of peanuts or "contains milk" on, well, milk. Shame there has to be such ridiculous labelling though for fear of being sued by idiots.
Ooh, and a personal favourite on Jessica's children's medicine: if you are pregnant, breastfeeding or operate heavy machinery please consult your doctor before use". I mean, I know kids grow up fast but seriously.....:wacko:
