I have large breasts.

[Noctus]

I swear you're only about 18?

Oh, I am, but due to reasons I won't disclose I had to 'grow up' rather early.

 

[Noctus]

It's rather cute.

 

[Arc Caster]

It's rather cute.

:wat:

Not to brag, but I dated a hot girl with pink and blue hair. She was insane though, which is why I'm not bragging...

 

[Noctus]

:wat:

Come now, innocence is rather cute.

 

[Arc Caster]

Come now, innocence is rather cute.

Innocence is cool, but I'm innocent too! You all just don't care about anyone innocent over the age of 14... :'(

Sidenote: Is it possible to be mature and innocent? I'd think so... but I dunno.

 

[Arseface]

Innocence is hot. That's why I exclusively date children.

 

[Firis]

I'm innocent...

Lick my nipples.

 

[Gikoku]

Innocence is hot. That's why I exclusively date children.

Oh, so that's whose van that is.

 

[HobbeBrain]

I've been with a few of those. They were doing it before it was considered cool, indeed, they were hipsters. Thing is, if they didn't have blue hair they'd be far less interesting, wouldn't they?

Well, the blue hair was certainly a turn on. Also, and I s**t you not, she had a gay dad, an actual prostitute for a sister and a mother in hospital, and a stepdad called Terence Trout Pisces because he got drunk and changed his name. She was a little bit eccentric but that just made it better

Come now, innocence is rather cute.

Could you define 'innocence'?

 

[Noctus]

Could you define 'innocence'?

Young, still unaware and untouched by the big bad world.

 

[HobbeBrain]

Young, still unaware and untouched by the big bad world.

So like... I don't pay taxes?

 

[Noctus]

So like... I don't pay taxes?

Yeah pretty much.

 

[HobbeBrain]

Yeah pretty much.

Awesome.

 

[Angel]

Also what's your personal perfect partner

That's easy - I married him <3

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

what john said, basically. physical attraction is a necessity, and it's unrealistic to expect people to look after that. in a nutshell personality goes a long way. i can be a moody nitpicking dick. if i didn't make compromises in the looks department i would never get anywhere.