I'm gonna blow up the world

[Cain]

I'm gonna blow up the world

Thats what my teacher said. I ws in technology class and I was talking to a friend about guns, like the MP5 and the ACR. He asked me how I knew so much about them and then my teacher turned around, saying that it was worrying as most people today who seem to know alot about weapons, seem to be the type who want to blow up the world.




Awesome.


Anyway, post funny or random things other people you know have said. Even if you don't find mine funny, its still random.

 

[Firis]

Re: I'm gonna blow up the world

I have been called many things, my favorite of which was partly an insult, as many things are: "Dude, with your morbid ass mind, your ability to decieve people to think your nice and charming and then show your true colors of controversy and hatred, you would make an awesome Dictator."
Lars 2012
My presidential promises is equal rights for everyone, shooting illegal immigrants in the leg when they cross the border and engineering a virus that targets Human DNA and RNA and destroys it as to drive us extinct but save the rest of the ecosystem.

 

[Skotekal]

Re: I'm gonna blow up the world

I'm just Sasquatch. That's what I'm called.

I'm not joking.

 

[Arseface]

Re: I'm gonna blow up the world

I planted a sausage once and it grew into a sausage bush..

 

[Skotekal]

Re: I'm gonna blow up the world

What kind of sausage, if I may be so bold to ask?

 

[Tiamatria]

Re: I'm gonna blow up the world

I've been called the perfect lawyer, because I love to argue. Apparently, and i find this very true, it exercises the mind.

 

[Arseface]

Re: I'm gonna blow up the world

What kind of sausage, if I may be so bold to ask?

It was a debreciner. A tasty debreciner.

I've been called the perfect lawyer, because I love to argue. Apparently, and i find this very true, it exercises the mind.

You know, I find that the same thing is true for me.

 

[Firis]

Re: I'm gonna blow up the world

A sheriff and our town mayor actually said I should be a lawyer.

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

Re: I'm gonna blow up the world

"if he finds it cute, it's probably fatal"

 

[HeroOfCrapsalot]

Re: I'm gonna blow up the world

"My wife is Vietnamese. Shut up, Alec"
My 8th grade history teacher to me.

 

[Zarkes]

Re: I'm gonna blow up the world

On the forums im mostly called moronic and unsensible, in real life my family calls me an old soul and at skewl im called shaggy and a buncha other stuff i cant remember, nothng bad though im kewl with everyone it seems.

 

[Skorn]

Re: I'm gonna blow up the world

I'm just Sasquatch. That's what I'm called.

I'm not joking.

HAHAHA!! Dude that's hilarious. Cool nickname.

I like to scream at random people while driving down the road. Sometimes even try to seduce women that I drive next to by dancing to songs like White and Nerdy. I got no nicknames...though I've been called "barfly" by my brother cause I drink alot of soda and energy drinks constantly but not alot of water...healthy right?

 

[Another Spartan]

Re: I'm gonna blow up the world

Hmmm.... Drake.... Lumpy(facebook)..... Space Cowboy..... Gangster of Love..... Maurice....... That's how awesome I am