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Is it possible to Marry yourself?

DoomsDayUnicorn

DoomsDayUnicorn

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This is a 100% legitimate question. Is it possible? if so, what if you wanted a divorce? If you marry someone else is it bigamy? :wat:
 
I'd love to marry myself, but I could never trust myself to stay faithful. :(
 
Just did some research. Its possible to get married to people, objects, and animals.

some lady married the Eiffel tower.
 
Gikoku said:
You poor thing, yourself deserves better.
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I'll work through it together.
DoomsDayUnicorn said:
Just did some research. Its possible to get married to people, objects, and animals.

some lady married the Eiffel tower.
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Yeah, I heard about her - she apparently also married her bow(archery kind) and the Berlin Wall.

So... polygamy?

I watched a documentary that I think was about the same woman, she described her sitting on a part of the Eiffel Tower's metal structure as making love to it. The hot to cold heat transfer between the two. Crazy lady.
 
But a union requires two or more participants. So the way I see it you can not marry yourself.
 
my question: why? I mean, an object. I get marrying an animal or yourself (who would'nt want to marry a noble steed like me?) but marrying an unloving, emotionless inanimate object? thats stupid. :/
 
DoomsDayUnicorn said:
Really?
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Nothing has ever been so bright and colourful on these forums before.. except some of the sexualities on here, eh. eh! ;)

Cool and all that you can marry random things and yourself, but really what would be the point?
I can only see myself marrying the women I love, other then that, nothing else..
 
firstly, kind sir, I am a unicorn. I live in RainbowLand (its by chicago) and rainbows are in my nature.

Secondly, I have no clue either. people are just strange.... whatever makes them happy I suppose.
 
DoomsDayUnicorn said:
firstly, kind sir, I am a unicorn. I live in RainbowLand (its by chicago) and rainbows are in my nature.

Secondly, I have no clue either. people are just strange.... whatever makes them happy I suppose.
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Yes, I suppose.. but then again, whats the point in anything! Ragh! Here comes Adam's depressant serial killer mode.
 
The point that you made that there was no point to anything... but then again, your statement would have been pointless, because you clearly stated that nothing has a point... so would that mean that your statement was pointless and everything has a point?
ULTIMATE PARADOX
 
DoomsDayUnicorn said:
The point that you made that there was no point to anything... but then again, your statement would have been pointless, because you clearly stated that nothing has a point... so would that mean that your statement was pointless and everything has a point?
ULTIMATE PARADOX
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But then wouldnt my point have a point? Are you saying I dont MATTER!?!?? :'(

I kidd, I kidd..
 
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