IS THAT A PE-----

[HobbeBrain]

This is one of the most universally recognised symbols representing english royalty...

LOOK IN BETWEEN THEIR LEGS​

Is that actually there, or am I just being paranoid?? I've checked other pictures and they all seem to have something along those lines waving around down there.

Seriously, I'm worried.

 

[Tsuyu]

Yes. Yes it is. Truth be told it is an erect penis, to boot.

 

[HobbeBrain]

WHY??? WHYYYYY?????

 

[Shirosaki]

This is one of the most universally recognised symbols representing english royalty...

Not English royalty at all, it's the royal standard of Scotland. Are you American by any chance?

The penis thing isn't on the official flag, that is most likely someone's remake.

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

hobbe, we all know you booted up MS paint and put those there.
troll thread.

 

[HobbeBrain]

hobbe, we all know you booted up MS paint and put those there.
troll thread.

Lies. I checked out a lot of different versions of this and they all had schlongs.

Not English royalty at all, it's the royal standard of Scotland. Are you American by any chance?

The penis thing isn't on the official flag, that is most likely someone's remake.

No, I'm English. And that should say British, but as far as I'm aware that is the symbol for a Britist-orientated thing...

 

[Tyloric]

Lion penis?















....yes, please.

 

[SelfAppointedGunslinger]

I don't see what the big deal is. Lions have penises, don't they?

 

[Purple Nurple]

Lol.

But about he Scottish/English thing, yeah, those Lions are Scottish (but not solely Scottish, they're used in loads of European countries flags and banners. I know the three lions on the English coats of arms are passant lions.

 

[Tsuyu]

Lions are for wusses anyway. Real countries use griffons.

 

[Shirosaki]

When Scotland was unified with England and Wales, they adopted the Lion Rampant (the flag we're talking about). It's a Scottish flag.

 

[HobbeBrain]

Ok. Apologies. But the point still stands.

I don't see what the big deal is. Lions have penises, don't they?

They do indeed. However, I wasn't saying "OMG THOSE LIONS HAVE DICKS" I was just making sure my dirty mind hadn't seem something that wasn't actually there.

 

[SelfAppointedGunslinger]

No worries, I've just never been suprised by such things is all. I suppose everyones different like they say. :lol:

 

[Tsuyu]

Go back a few hundred of years and there were penises everywhere when it comes to art.

 

[SelfAppointedGunslinger]

Go back a few hundred of years and there were penises everywhere when it comes to art.

Indeed, even more further than that in fact. If you were the standard Roman 2000 years ago you would walk into your hallway (or most other rooms for that matter) only to be greeted by an enormous sex orgy scene painted across your wall. Those Romans really knew good taste when it came to decorating.

 

[Quistrix]

That one at the top is not the Royal Standard, I don't think so anyway...

The Royal Standard of Scotland.

No penis there...

Check out the unicorns 'intimate zones'.

 

[Angel]

Regardless, my penis is WAY bigger.

 

[HobbeBrain]

No penis there...

Yes, but oh, this little fellow seems to be displaying his manhood quite proudly...

And this guy is also keen to dangle his wopper out for all to see...

And these - oh wait

 

[Quistrix]

Yes, but oh, this little fellow seems to be displaying his manhood quite proudly...

And this guy is also keen to dangle his wopper out for all to see...

And these - oh wait

1st one. Faux.
2nd one. It's his fur.
3rd one. Are you fapping Hobbebrain?

 

[SelfAppointedGunslinger]

And these - oh wait

This would look even more amusing with a decent caption on it.