IS THAT A PE-----

[SimonKalevra]

Penises are nothing special.

Hahahahaha! that's quite a statement... is that based on personal experience?
I'm gonna put that in my sig.

 

[Arseface]

I feel honoured to be in a sig.

But how can something which 3 billion people have be special? People have such grandiose ideas about sex, but in the end it's just a clumsy, instinctive, reproductive dance.

 

[Noctus]

1) The buzz killer, quire often, doesn't realize there is indeed buzz.

2) Get your silly /b/ lingo off of my internets.

3) There isn't a three, but just two wouldn't justify a list.

>implying this is a method only used at /b/
>implying there is in fact a buzz in a thread asking about lion penis
>i'll do the same then and add another.

I went through this already. I wasn't saying "Look everyone, this Lion has a penis *snigger*", I was asking if it was actually a penis at all.

Yeah sure, and all of the melodramatic rubbish in the first post obviously doesn't make it any different, right?

 

[D3m190d]

Yeah sure, and all of the melodramatic rubbish in the first post obviously doesn't make it any different, right?

Do I have to point it out, again?? Thee ONLY thing he actually asked in his first post was:

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Is that actually there, or am I just being paranoid??

So he is right. And all the 'melodramatic rubbish' around it was only leading up to, or elaborating on the question. He only wanted to know if he was seeing what he thought he was seeing, or having a weird mind; not ROFL-ing at the fact that there is something in between there legs.
He wasn't even able to laugh at that visual, since he wasn't even sure if it was really there.

 

[Noctus]

yeah yeah, sure.

 

[Firis]

yeah yeah, sure.

You make me sadface Noctus. No Friday night cuddles for you.

 

[SonofRaiden]

wow

 

[HobbeBrain]

So he is right. And all the 'melodramatic rubbish' around it was only leading up to, or elaborating on the question. He only wanted to know if he was seeing what he thought he was seeing, or having a weird mind; not ROFL-ing at the fact that there is something in between there legs.
He wasn't even able to laugh at that visual, since he wasn't even sure if it was really there.

^ This exactly. Cookie for oo.

yeah yeah, sure.

Yes, yes, sure.
What would actually be the point of pointing out posting a thread alerting everyone to the presence of a lion penis? I mean seriously, I don't even find that remotely amusing.

 

[Relinquished Reality]

Now hobbebrain, what would you mother think of this? If my mum walked in on me with this on my screen she'd think im insane and have my head chopped off. both of them.

but i know what you mean. heres an example of our coat of arms.

I mean honestly.... the red lion, the 2 smaller ones, the horse, and even the deer on helmet hill all have one. i suppose they are just trying to be realistic, hobbe.

I cant for the life of me, figure out why they would not of just made them female.

 

[Firis]

i suppose they are just trying to be realistic

No they aren't, the horse's is too small, I've seen plenty of horse dick, hard, soft, fur-fandom, and real.

 

[D3m190d]

I've seen plenty of horse dick, hard, soft, fur-fandom, and real.

... Are you saying something?

...

And what does it matter anyway, if the anatomy of a horse's penis isn't correct: The whole frik'n drawing is not 100% correct.

 

[Angel]

PEEEEEEENISSSSSS! PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS! PEEEEEEEEENISSSSS!

I haz it.

This is the last thread I thought someone would get all snippy over. Seriously, gaiz - lighten up

 

[Arseface]

I see lions jumping on shields in a similar way in the wild all the time.

 

[HobbeBrain]

I know I shouldn't have.

Spoiler

 

[Angel]

That's my new coat of arms.

Srsly.

In Angeltopia, we haz that.

 

[SimonKalevra]

I know I shouldn't have.

Spoiler

Spoiler

Your dudes haz penis


For the record, I would lol if someone posted a thread just to point out that the snow is cold... and white

 

[Monrizzo]

Awwww no penis for me :'(

Caisteal Foulis na theine!

 

[HobbeBrain]

All better

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

you sure like making these don't you?

 

[D3m190d]

All better

Wow, that bird has weird fur, too!