Just a bit of forewarning.

[Walker]

Just a bit of forewarning.

Off to a softball tournament in western Maryland tomorrow. Won't be back until Monday.

So, if you have a great desire for my input on something, get it now, or stalk softball tournaments in western Maryland until you find me.

 

[Sean]

Re: Just a bit of forewarning.

Have a great time Walker!

 

[Walker]

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Oh, I did, I did. Especially since all her teammates are over 16 now, so I don't feel creepy checking them out. Didn't get to see any of them in the pool, though.

Also, I was highly amused watching them play the Quebecian* team. Lost to a bunch of Francophones???

(*yes, I'm aware that's not their demonym and I know the real one, I deliberately made one up.)

 

[Arseface]

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Have fun perving on all your sisters friends.

 

[Skotekal]

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Oh, I did, I did. Especially since all her teammates are over 16 now, so I don't feel creepy checking them out. Didn't get to see any of them in the pool, though.

Also, I was highly amused watching them play the Quebecian* team. Lost to a bunch of Francophones???

(*yes, I'm aware that's not their demonym and I know the real one, I deliberately made one up.)

If there is grass on the field, go play ball. :shifty:

EDIT: Also, Quebecian actually sounds a lot cooler than Quebecois or Quebeccer. :lol:

 

[ali1238]

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If there is grass on the field, go play ball. :shifty:

...If not play in the mud.

 

[Gikoku]

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I feel a little bad, I didn't even see this thread. I'm glad you had a good time out there, Walker. Not much out there like watching some nice softball booty get dirt all over it, mmmnomnomnom..

 

[Walker]

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I'm glad you're all so supportive of my twisted lusts. I have this to say: have you ever noticed how nice baseball pants hug the ass? Way better than the shorts some teams wear.

Also, I know, right? I should get a job coming up with new names for subnational groupings.

 

[Arseface]

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What would you call a Melbournian such as myself?

 

[HobbeBrain]

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I imagine you wouldn't have such good names for us Brits.

 

[Walker]

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What would you call a Melbournian such as myself?

Melbourne Identified.

I imagine you wouldn't have such good names for us Brits.

C'mon, you already have people who willingly call themselves Cornish. I don't think I could bring them any lower.

 

[Cain]

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It was either cornish or cornwallians.

 

[Gikoku]

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I'm glad you're all so supportive of my twisted lusts. I have this to say: have you ever noticed how nice baseball pants hug the ass? Way better than the shorts some teams wear.

Also, I know, right? I should get a job coming up with new names for subnational groupings.

Oh yeah, makes their bums look extra soft and smooooth...

and when it jiggles?

 

[Zjuggernaut]

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Oh yeah, makes their bums look extra soft and smooooth...

and when it jiggles?

That's not weird at all. :lol:

Don't you have a wife!?

 

[Walker]

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Gikoku? That's, uh, really disturbing.

But no, it's the other ends that do the jiggling. The asses are usually nice and taut and round. The good ones, anyway.

 

[Gikoku]

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That's not weird at all. :lol:

Don't you have a wife!?

Yes I do, and I've also got a pretty fine collection of pornography. I stay in my own tree, but sometimes I like to take a pair of binoculars and see what's going on in other trees... with a trench coat, if you know what I mean.

Gikoku? That's, uh, really disturbing.

But no, it's the other ends that do the jiggling. The asses are usually nice and taut and round. The good ones, anyway.

I hate it when a girl has a butt like a cat.

 

[Walker]

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... Um, what? When has any female human being on the face of this planet had a butt like a cat?

Am I missing a metaphor here? Or do you spend too much time inspecting cat's asses?

This conversation is suddenly unnerving.

 

[Gikoku]

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When has any female human being on the face of this planet had a butt like a cat?

And, anorexic grandmothers.

Am I missing a metaphor here?

Yes.

Butt like a cat = Flat/No Butt... unless you've actually seen a cat walk around with Baboon Booty.

 

[Walker]

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Man, I DID NOT NEED to see that picture. Where'd I put the brain-bleach?

And I didn't say flat, now did I? But I have seen a cat with an enormously fatass. Starts out with a tiny little pinhead and then goes pearshaped.

 

[HobbeBrain]

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This started with softball tournaments, now we're on cats arses. Wow.