Lil' Thief in Your House!

[Skotekal]

Lil' Thief in Your House!

Okay, so as you know, Christmas is coming up, and the other celebrations of randomly assorted religions. So, it starts out with getting a phone call from my unlce. Cool guy, whatever. He is gonna be over, I don't care. Then all of a sudden, FIFTEEN people are coming over for Christmas! How the hell did this happen? Then I figure out that one of those kids is a thief, and almost no one cares or notices? I have a large assortment of games, toys, and random nic nacs all lying around in various places. And a thief is in the midst of it! Apparently he's a crafty bugger, so I don't know what to do. I wanted to have an all night gameathon! But instead I have to find a way to seclude myself away. Oh god, he is gonna be in my room. Why did this happen? Honestly. That kid better find something else to do. Maybe he will be the dumbass he really is and get drunk somewhere... ****, I'm stressing out REALLY bad here. ****. Having a thief in you house is one thing, but knowing you can't do anything about it is another. ****! All my wonderful stuff... :'( Why, oh why?

Sorry for any errors, I tend to get really sloppy with my typing when I am rushed and stressing over something, and IE can't correct me. They should really use FF at school instead.

 

[Cobalt Gamer]

Re: Lil' Thief in Your House!

Lol I hate it when that happens, family coming over and messin with your stuff,but the youngest in my family is like 14 now so less touchin of my stuff and more buggin my little brother Lol If you want my advice buy some REALY nasty smelling stuff that washes off easily, cother EVERYTHING your not gonna be using in said substance then when the theif tries to steal it he stinks and youll know.

 

[Skotekal]

Re: Lil' Thief in Your House!

Or, I threaten him to kick his teeth in if he so much as LOOKS at any of my stuff...

And the worst thing is that my parents want all the kids to eat and hang out in the basement. With my gaming area, my games, and soon to be my computer. And my Wii is down there. If only I had a giant security case... Man, I hate having people over. And to be honest, I'm not the social type. I prefer to keep to myself. Now I can't even play games, because they are going to be all over my new 360. And really small undisciplined kids are going to be running around! :'( My Xbox is going to take a beating... I hate little kids. All over your stuff...

 

[Cobalt Gamer]

Re: Lil' Thief in Your House!

^ That sucks!! I'm exactly the same Lol when family come over now i just lock myself in my room and play the 360 anyone comes in they better be giving me a can of larger or i bitch slap them and tell em to **** off XD serisouly try saying to your parents its unfair and they shunt be aloud anywhere near your stuff.
If they say no the machete option is always a good one XD

 

[Tsuyu]

Re: Lil' Thief in Your House!

• [FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy. [/FONT]

The 4th of the Satanic Rules of the Earth. Just throw a random sucker punch and be as terrible a host you could possibly be, and they won't want to be around you. Ever.

Works for me.

 

[Firis]

Re: Lil' Thief in Your House!

^thats a good rule... your lucky, my granny might be coming over, then she will spy and complain and judge me on everything

 

[Minorthreat]

Re: Lil' Thief in Your House!

Only one recourse. Ignore him. Enjoy yourself, have your all night game-a-thon and just give him the police search when he leaves the next day.

 

[Tsuyu]

Re: Lil' Thief in Your House!

Remember to prep the gloves and lube for the cavity search.

 

[TRA Rotid]

Re: Lil' Thief in Your House!

Remember to prep the gloves and lube for the cavity search.

And don`t forget handcuffs and leather straps so your "victim" can`t escape before you`re done.

 

[Cobalt Gamer]

Re: Lil' Thief in Your House!

Or the machete option which i use, grab your father machete and set it next to you, anyone walks in you grab it and give them the a look which makes you look like youve gone insane and are going to kill them they run off crying you hide the machete and acy like normal.

 

[Minorthreat]

Re: Lil' Thief in Your House!

^That is one epic spoiler.

 

[Man]

Re: Lil' Thief in Your House!

cant you just lock the door to the basement, and take all the spare keys with you until they are gone?

 

[Firis]

Re: Lil' Thief in Your House!

the best way to deal with a thief is: find out how high his Guile is, then punch him, if he doesnt leave then make a vulgar thrust and a couple middle finger expressions... rinse and repeat

 

[Arfboy6]

Re: Lil' Thief in Your House!

just be the worst host as you can be like TSUYU said

 

[Cobalt Gamer]

Re: Lil' Thief in Your House!

Or machete option, serisouly its so much fun to give the "im crazy but not really now get out before i tear you limb from limb" face whilst flailing the machete around, that was a birthday party my cousin will never forget XD

 

[Firis]

Re: Lil' Thief in Your House!

nice. I will have to use that... Lol at your sig... $5 says this is on page 2!

 

[Cobalt Gamer]

Re: Lil' Thief in Your House!

5$ says no-one gives you your five dollars.

 

[Skotekal]

Re: Lil' Thief in Your House!

Oh, if there was only him I would just lock myself up. But there are about 15 people in my tiny, tiny house, and most of them are kids. And a few are older than me, my cousins. Pretty cool people, don't mind them. But those other devils... The very little ones... They just might break everything... But my main concern is that little deviling thief.

Oh well, gloves and lube are ready. *snap*

 

[Zingo]

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Can't any of the cool kids help you keep the little thief in sight?

If not, approach him and slap him, then tell him you'll slap him again if he steals something

 

[Firis]

Re: Lil' Thief in Your House!

^define cool kids?
also new idea: just keep an eye on him and as soon as he looks even a little suspicios kick him out, its your house not his... if he seems fine, then check him on his way out, its rude; but who gives a ****?