Re: Lil' Thief in Your House!
Option 1 : Warn him that you have an exact knowledge of where everything in your hosue is, if something is moved or taken, you'll know, and depending on Value/Sentimental value, punishments go accordingly with before mentioned "Values".
$25 and under:Stern talking to with parents, with exageration to ensure Spankin's.
$50-$26:Act extremely scary, intimidate him to the point of making him cry.Blackmail him as well, saying "if you tell your parents, i'll tell them you stole something from me!"
$75-$51:Take back stolen item (apply to all "Value" punishments derr), later, or next time you're at his house, steal something of his that is of great value to him, to show him what it's like.Return later.If confronted by parents, do not panic, explain calmy that he stole something of yours, and you wanted to show him how it felt.if they use "but he's a child!" you say "He won't be forever, and punishments need to be enforced now before he's 18 and steals something major."If parent's nagging continues, Leave and cut off connections with said parents for awhile.
$99-$75:Tell the police what he did, and have them lock him up for a day or so to show him what will become of him if he continues to steal.Also, ask them to put him in a cell with a guy named "Bubba".
$100 and over:Report to police, but keep him in there for a week, then, while he's in prison, go to his parent's house, apologize, ask to use the restroom, but go to his room, steal something of his and do not return it for a year, after said time, repeat the forementioned routine of going to his parent's, and put it back.
Option 2:Kick the snot out of him.
Option 3
ut tape (any kind) near the items in case you forget what you had, mark the tape with a number from 1-100.If missing, use Option 1.
