Man, N Korea is Nuts!

[Zjuggernaut]

Re: Man, N Korea is Nuts!

WOW. A whole TEN nuclear weapons!

It's an obvious lie because I created the world.

 

[HobbeBrain]

Re: Man, N Korea is Nuts!

It's really not.

Why don't you like me all of a sudden? :'(

 

[Necromancer]

Re: Man, N Korea is Nuts!

Why don't you like me all of a sudden? :'(

It's not you. It's him. He's only 5'3". Most of the world's population is larger than him. I'd be surprised if there was someone on these forums who wasn't.

 

[Zjuggernaut]

Re: Man, N Korea is Nuts!

It's not you. It's him. He's only 5'3". Most of the world's population is larger than him. I'd be surprised if there was someone on these forums who wasn't.

6'2".

I'd totally kick his ass.

 

[Necromancer]

Re: Man, N Korea is Nuts!

6'2".

I'd totally kick his ass.

Not if he brought a storm in with his awesome weather powers and hit you with a bolt of lightning.

 

[HeroOfCrapsalot]

Re: Man, N Korea is Nuts!

About two weeks ago I did a research report on why the greater powers of the world should deal with North Korea as soon as possible.

 

[Arseface]

Re: Man, N Korea is Nuts!

Stalin had a similar height issue. So did Napoleon. I think there's a name for that....

 

[Sean]

Re: Man, N Korea is Nuts!

How has he not been assassinated yet?

Where's the assassins from Wanted when you need them?

 

[Firis]

Re: Man, N Korea is Nuts!

Fidel has had over 600 assassination attempts and counting, a large number of which were U.S planned and certified. We suck at it, and China and Japan seem neutral so we don't got no Ninja either.

 

[HeroOfCrapsalot]

Re: Man, N Korea is Nuts!

Stalin had a similar height issue. So did Napoleon. I think there's a name for that....

Dictator Syndrome - Crazy dictators are extremely short for medical and political reasons. Smaller assassination targets last longer.

 

[Tsuyu]

Re: Man, N Korea is Nuts!

Actually, Napoleon wasn't short nor did he suffer from height issues.

http://ask.yahoo.com/20030724.html

 

[Zjuggernaut]

Re: Man, N Korea is Nuts!

I'm sorry but this was to good to pass up:

Spoiler

R.I.P. North Korean football team. Your valiant effort shall not be forgotten.
Ri Myong-Guk, 1986-2010
Cha Jong-Hyok , 1985-2010
Pak Chol-Jin, 1985-2010
Ri Jun-Il, 1987-2010
Ji Yun-Nam, 1976- 2010
Ri Kwang-Chon, 1985-2010
Mun In-Guk, 1978-2010
Pak Nam-Chol, 1988-2010
Hong Yong-Jo, 1982-2010
Kim Yong-Jun, 1983-2010
Kim Kum-Il, 1987-2010
Nam Song-Chol, 1982-2010

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

Re: Man, N Korea is Nuts!

i dont get it

 

[Firis]

Re: Man, N Korea is Nuts!

^The joke is Jim would execute them for losing.

 

[Arseface]

Re: Man, N Korea is Nuts!

Actually, Napoleon wasn't short nor did he suffer from height issues.

http://ask.yahoo.com/20030724.html

I thought that's why they named the complex after him? "Oh, he's got a Napoleon complex."

Besides, he's shorter than me, and I'm not exactly Lebron James.

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

Re: Man, N Korea is Nuts!

Stalin had a similar height issue. So did Napoleon. I think there's a name for that....

it's called a short guy complex. being overly aggressive because you feel you have to prove you are not inferior because of your height.

EDIT: also known as the Napoleon complex.

and on a brighter note...
WARNING: explicit language and marionette mutilation.
[youtube]b49Iwfp8U-U[/youtube]

 

[Zjuggernaut]

Re: Man, N Korea is Nuts!

it's called a short guy complex. being overly aggressive because you feel you have to prove you are not inferior because of your height

Also known as "Short Man Syndrome".