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My year in a nutshell

The highlights of my year:

Got to general rank in halo reach
Season 2 of MLP FiM started
Sister got married
Got a credit card to order stuff from online (video game t-shirt mostly)
Skyrim
Getting a tattoo on the 30th
New computer tomorrow (hopfully)
 
Title says "My year in a nutshell."

Post says "My past two years in a nutshell."

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The highlights of my year:

Got to general rank in halo reach
Season 2 of MLP FiM started
Sister got married
Got a credit card to order stuff from online (video game t-shirt mostly)
Skyrim
Getting a tattoo on the 30th
New computer tomorrow (hopfully)

I don't mean to be rude or cause any offense, but really? That's it? These might just be highlights... but really? MLP?
 
Title says "My year in a nutshell."

Post says "My past two years in a nutshell."

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I don't mean to be rude or cause any offense, but really? That's it? These might just be highlights... but really? MLP?

Stop that... its silly.

Shutup! I know haha.. Just thought i'd add that i've been doing it for two years, not one, otherwise i'd be a liar, and nobody likes a liar.
 
This year I have:

  • Fallen in love
  • Been loved
  • Recieved an HJOTT
  • Pretended I can speak Latin
  • Fallen out with my best friend
  • Made friends with my best friend again
  • Kissed my best friends girlfriend (BEFORE THEY WERE GOING OUT AND IF IT WASN'T FOR ME THEY WOULDN'T BE GOING OUT ANYWAY)
  • Smashed a glass lid with my bare hands
  • Pretended to be 17 for a girl who turned out to be only 15 herself
  • Smoked grass
  • Made friends with a drunk
  • Tried to tell my completely ****faced, crying friend that "He isn't going to eat your children"
  • Got a handjob that never even happened
  • Done stupid things for a girl that didn't even like me (in that way)
  • Been kicked out of two bands
  • Had pictures of myself I'd rather no one saw posted on the internet for a different girl who while I didn't like her was just really hot
  • Pretended to go out with someone just so I wouldn't have to go out with an ugly girl
  • Pretended to go out with someone else at their request to annoy the same ugly girl (does that make me an arsehole?)
...and we still have a few more days left...
 
This year I have:

  • Fallen in love
  • Been loved
  • Recieved an HJOTT
  • Pretended I can speak Latin
  • Fallen out with my best friend
  • Made friends with my best friend again
  • Kissed my best friends girlfriend (BEFORE THEY WERE GOING OUT AND IF IT WASN'T FOR ME THEY WOULDN'T BE GOING OUT ANYWAY)
  • Smashed a glass lid with my bare hands
  • Pretended to be 17 for a girl who turned out to be only 15 herself
  • Smoked grass
  • Made friends with a drunk
  • Tried to tell my completely ****faced, crying friend that "He isn't going to eat your children"
  • Got a handjob that never even happened
  • Done stupid things for a girl that didn't even like me (in that way)
  • Been kicked out of two bands
  • Had pictures of myself I'd rather no one saw posted on the internet for a different girl who while I didn't like her was just really hot
  • Pretended to go out with someone just so I wouldn't have to go out with an ugly girl
  • Pretended to go out with someone else at their request to annoy the same ugly girl (does that make me an arsehole?)
...and we still have a few more days left...


Ew, you touched a girl, thats gross.
 
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This year I have:

  • Fallen in love
  • Been loved
  • Kissed my best friends girlfriend (BEFORE THEY WERE GOING OUT AND IF IT WASN'T FOR ME THEY WOULDN'T BE GOING OUT ANYWAY)
  • Pretended to be 17 for a girl who turned out to be only 15 herself
  • Got a handjob that never even happened
  • Done stupid things for a girl that didn't even like me (in that way)
  • Had pictures of myself I'd rather no one saw posted on the internet for a different girl who while I didn't like her was just really hot
  • Pretended to go out with someone just so I wouldn't have to go out with an ugly girl
  • Pretended to go out with someone else at their request to annoy the same ugly girl
So, you realised you had a penis and took pictures of it?
 
.... Which has always boggled my mind.. Why is there so much ass slapping by straight guys in football and baseball? There has to be a logical reason for this.
 
It certainly comes to something if Hobbe's year in a nutshell is more action-packed than mine. All I did was get really fat and grumpy for 9 months, drop yet another sprog and be slightly less fat but probably more irritable for the remainder of the year.

You kids have all the fun :(
 
It certainly comes to something if Hobbe's year in a nutshell is more action-packed than mine. All I did was get really fat and grumpy for 9 months, drop yet another sprog and be slightly less fat but probably more irritable for the remainder of the year.

You kids have all the fun :(

But you see the thing is

I'm a no goodnick lower mild class brat (back packed) and I don't give a s**t about nuthin' you'll be sitting on the corner talking old like kuffuffin but you don't make sense with all the gas you be huffin cuz if the egg don't stain you be ringing off the HOOK you're on the HIT LIST wanted in the TELEPHONE BOOK I like songs with distortion drink in proportion doctor said my mum should of had an abortion.



YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
 
But you see the thing is

I'm a no goodnick lower mild class brat (back packed) and I don't give a s**t about nuthin' you'll be sitting on the corner talking old like kuffuffin but you don't make sense with all the gas you be huffin cuz if the egg don't stain you be ringing off the HOOK you're on the HIT LIST wanted in the TELEPHONE BOOK I like songs with distortion drink in proportion doctor said my mum should of had an abortion.



YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

I'm scared.
 
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