Name your Weapon!

[GrimWhim]

Re: Name your Weapon!

Battleaxe: your mother
Gun: saintly duties

My mother? Or your mother?

 

[SonofRaiden]

Re: Name your Weapon!

the person on the recieving end's mother

 

[GrimWhim]

Re: Name your Weapon!

the person on the recieving end's mother

So... what if you get hit by your own axe?

 

[SonofRaiden]

Re: Name your Weapon!

then i guess it's my mother at that point in time

 

[GrimWhim]

Re: Name your Weapon!

then i guess it's my mother at that point in time

What if, by some odd coincidence, you hit yourself AND someone else at the same time?

 

[SonofRaiden]

Re: Name your Weapon!

then i have a brother/sister at that point

 

[GrimWhim]

Re: Name your Weapon!

Hahaha.

Okay, I'll give you some rep for that one. It made me laugh... on the inside.

 

[Lynne]

Re: Name your Weapon!

What if your cousin's second wife twice removed....oh nevermind.

 

[SonofRaiden]

Re: Name your Weapon!

it would be your mom no matter what it touches

 

[Hillbilly88]

Re: Name your Weapon!

if you can use numbers ill call my pistol 1911, if not then the 'colt'
my rifle will probly be 'Styr Aug'
my hammer will be called 'thors wrath'
my sword will be 'odins fury'
dont plan on using any guantlets lol

 

[Matt_352]

Re: Name your Weapon!

could go with something unoriginal for a sword such as Excalibur or Narsil lol

 

[halfgod]

Re: Name your Weapon!

i will call my gauntlet: the devils right (o left if its on my left)
my sword?
devils stick lol no dont know
think i will call it...... i will call it....
i dont know

and my gun, dunno either.

good info huh

 

[The Gray Fox]

Re: Name your Weapon!

I love when the guards comes up right to your face an dshout STOP RIGHT THERE! but it gets me thinking of all theese times I did make mistake by stealing something... xD

 

[SideSwipes]

Re: Name your Weapon!

I love when the guards comes up right to your face an dshout STOP RIGHT THERE! but it gets me thinking of all theese times I did make mistake by stealing something... xD

Stop right there, criminal scum!! Your stolen goods are now forfiet.

 

[The Gray Fox]

Re: Name your Weapon!

Stop right there, criminal scum!! Your stolen goods are now forfiet.

"Im sorry but I couldn't resist moving the dam little fork!"
D8

 

[fullmetal1000]

Re: Name your Weapon!

@ The gray Fox
if you still haven't decided on names. how about naming them after places in the game. like, morrowind or if your making an evil character perhaps oblivion?
or how about naming them after one of the daedra or the nine?

 

[El Mosqueton]

Re: Name your Weapon!

@ The gray Fox
if you still haven't decided on names. how about naming them after places in the game. like, morrowind or if your making an evil character perhaps oblivion?
or how about naming them after one of the daedra or the nine?

Orhow about you don't name them after TES at all? I mean, IT IS a bit unoriginal.

 

[SonofRaiden]

Re: Name your Weapon!

my innappripriate sword :Tallywhacker

 

[killerequinox]

Re: Name your Weapon!

I'll call my weapon "The Peter Molyneux", and it will give the facade of excellence. Throngs of people will gather by the thousands and expect brilliant, amazing things to happen, only to find the weapon is flawed, weak - shattering their hopes and dreams.

 

[Skorm's Boss]

Re: Name your Weapon!

I'll call my weapon "The Peter Molyneux", and it will give the facade of excellence. Throngs of people will gather by the thousands and expect brilliant, amazing things to happen, only to find the weapon is flawed, weak - shattering their hopes and dreams.

are you just hoping for a reaction?