New Tomb Raider anyone?

[TRA Rotid]

Played it today and I'm loving it so far.
Lara is as sexy as ever.
The story is as intense as ever.
The exploration is as interesting as ever.
Man... it actually feels like a proper Tomb Raider game. I think it hasn't lost its soul at all.

Though I do suspect she's not human. The amount of punishment she takes is unreal.

 

[Quistrix]

Though I do suspect she's not human. The amount of punishment she takes is unreal.

True dat. Certain falls she suffers should break at least both her legs. I know if I was her, I'd be dead after the first cinematic.

 

[Quistrix]

That's the same for Assassin's Creed or any action game really; they are games, accept the logic like you accept cartoons, anime, movies and pornos.

Well, I would if one of the main selling points of the game were meant to be its realism.

 

[Quistrix]

Lara Croft? Realistic?

Well, apparently not.

 

[Quistrix]

Well, I for once have never seen a female with such huge breasts and that doesn't suffer chronic back pain from running, jumping, killing, surviving every day.

You have clearly never heard of the wonders of a good sports bra.

 

[Quistrix]

Honestly, Queen. You flooded my inbox with your pictures with that bra. I have no idea why it was on Hermit though.

He likes the way the lace feels against his nips.

 

[TRA Rotid]

Just finished it. Uh, Lara, come back, please don't go.

I can't wait for the sequel and an explanation to that mysterious Trinity organization.