New Tomb Raider anyone?

[Quistrix]

Though I do suspect she's not human. The amount of punishment she takes is unreal.

True dat. Certain falls she suffers should break at least both her legs. I know if I was her, I'd be dead after the first cinematic.

 

[Quistrix]

That's the same for Assassin's Creed or any action game really; they are games, accept the logic like you accept cartoons, anime, movies and pornos.

Well, I would if one of the main selling points of the game were meant to be its realism.

 

[Quistrix]

Lara Croft? Realistic?

Well, apparently not.

 

[Quistrix]

Well, I for once have never seen a female with such huge breasts and that doesn't suffer chronic back pain from running, jumping, killing, surviving every day.

You have clearly never heard of the wonders of a good sports bra.

 

[Quistrix]

Honestly, Queen. You flooded my inbox with your pictures with that bra. I have no idea why it was on Hermit though.

He likes the way the lace feels against his nips.

 

[TRA Rotid]

Just finished it. Uh, Lara, come back, please don't go.

I can't wait for the sequel and an explanation to that mysterious Trinity organization.