New years resolution?

[Arseface]

Masturbate more.

 

[Tsuyu]

That's the spirit!

 

[Gikoku]

Masturbate more.

Until the inevitable. Do try to be careful.

 

[Angel]

Nah, he can just use the other hand and pretend it's a smexy stranger. Or a female relative. Whichever floats his boat, so to speak.

 

[Quistrix]

 

[SelfAppointedGunslinger]

I don't bother making new years resolutions, hardly anyone ever keeps them including me. I have my own custom of making a new years wish instead.

 

[Necromancer]

Until the inevitable. Do try to be careful.

Or worse...

 

[Aions]

Well I would hope it was 1080p...
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a dude at my work used this joke today while about 4(3?) of us where standing around doing nothing. only me and 1 other dude got the joke...

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[ScareCrowReturn]

Kayak harder, Drink harder and hopefully get a pet dog, or a girlfriend.. same thing really.