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Next thing on Australias ban list...

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Reeeeeeeeeeeeeealy? Why do Australians hate things so much? Lol, think of the children.
WTF Australia, WTF...
 
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I can see what they're getting at but it's overstepping the mark a little.
 
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It's all a conspiracy by Aussie plastic surgeons, I tells ya. Imagine their profits skyrocketing for all the breast implants they'll be doing now.
 
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and to think us british sent all our hard-ass criminals to Australia and there children and goverment turn into pussies???!! this is a confusing and makes my head hurt to why they shud do tht
 
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I can see why they're doing it since men tend to see more movies with large breasted men rather than small but still, it's ridiculous..
 
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Sean;359385 said:
I can see why they're doing it since men tend to see more movies with large breasted men rather than small but still, it's ridiculous..
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It isn't because of that at all.

It's because women with small breasts can be mistaken as teenagers, or underage and that's illegal in Australia and probably other countries.
 
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Imagine the feminist outrage, too. "I didn't get the job cause they said they couldn't hire me if I didn't get breast implants! They were worried about child labor laws, and without big breasts they were afraid people couldn't tell me apart from a 10-year-old girl!"
 
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Ok, so now that the resident Australian is here, allow me to comment.

Our classification board are right wankers. They are a bunch of right winged Christian soldiers on a crusade against anything more adult than puberty. It's all lead by this one South Australian senator who has a stranglehold on some other legislation, so they let him rape our free speech because they have a few tax laws they want to tweak. This is by no means a representation of any significant minority, let alone a majority.

We don't have an R18+ classification because they think that anyone who watches a movie/plays a game that has that rating will go out and start killing people, or something. So anything that would be rated R18+ is either banned or cut down to be MA15+

Our government is one of the most **** weak, incapable, covertly racist, conservative, attempted nanny states in the world. Our constitution is also a piece of ****. We don't have a Bill of Rights. We aren't even guaranteed the right to freedom of speech!

I swear that once I have the means I'm emigrating.
 
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JohnDoe;359433 said:
I wonder where Arseface is for commentary on this topic. >.>

I like breasts.
I like breasts of all sizes (provided that they belong to a woman of legal age).
I have an almost spiritual appreciation for breasts.
I don't know where the Australian mindset is that they would do this. Unless they, like TJ, just want a country full of only large breasts.
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"Almost spiritual?" Hell, I have a full-blown religious appreciation of breasts!

Anyway my heart goes out to all small-breasted Aussie pornstars. They'll either have to get implants to fit the stereotypical Pamela Andersson-stereotype or go out of work.
 
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The thing I love about this is the fact that banning breast sizes is so absurd that no one's gone, "WTF? Australia has a Sex Party?"
 
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I find it a lot more hilarious that they've supposedly banned female ejaculation since they see it as depicting urination. At least, the webpage linked to in the original post said so.

Learn2sex.
 
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Yeah, not because it's erotic in any way, but because urination is immoral. :lol:
 
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