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Firis

Firis

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Had it thrice, what is the big deal? It's a bit overrated, it was fun and all, and I'll do it again, and again; but it doesn't seem as spectacular as they make it out to be.

P.S: I broke her, worship me.
 
How so?
 
I was going to comment with something like "OMFG UR WERDD" but when I actually thought about it, there may be a glimmer of truth - I haven't actually had sex but I dunno man, making out isn't all that, it kind of hurts your neck after a while and contains far to much of the other person breathing into your mouth.
 
HobbeBrain said:
I was going to comment with something like "OMFG UR WERDD" but when I actually thought about it, there may be a glimmer of truth - I haven't actually had sex but I dunno man, making out isn't all that, it kind of hurts your neck after a while and contains far to much of the other person breathing into your mouth.
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You were being reanimated.
 
HobbeBrain said:
Yeah I did think it was a bit of a coincidence it happened just after I was hit by a bus.
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It may have shaken you up more than you think. You ran into the bus. It was one of the weirdest things ever.
 
I'm with Gikoku. You were probably doing it wrong.

 
Just to clarify, you put your penis in her, not the other way around.... didn't you?

Oh wait, girls don't have penises! Damn how does it go again? :wat:

*Searches for pron*
 
Senior citizen sex is where it's at. With Viagra and stuff they are going at it like crazy, and a whole lifetime of experience to back it up. What we whippersnappers call sex is mere holding hands in their eyes...
 
First time someone's used the word "sex" in a thread title and it's actually been about sex. Interesting...
 
Angel said:
First time someone's used the word "sex" in a thread title and it's actually been about sex. Interesting...
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I expected at least the babymaking machine would be able to provide an opinion. =|
 
Boy you crazy. I still wear her panties from my first time.


It's like everytime you move you're rubbing silk on your penis.

The sex, I mean.
 
I like it. I don't find it overrated at all. Next time, try and perform the Kamehameha attack during orgasm.

HobbeBrain said:
it kind of hurts your neck after a while and contains far to much of the other person breathing into your mouth.
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..Pardon?
 
D3m190d said:
I expected at least the babymaking machine would be able to provide an opinion. =|
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Honey, please. I've got three kids. Does that not prove I've had sex at least three times now? Clearly no further discussion is required...
 
Angel said:
Honey, please. I've got three kids. Does that not prove I've had sex at least three times now? Clearly no further discussion is required...
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Artificial insemination. Just sayin'
 
Awww you no fun at all...
 
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