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White_Howler

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odd, i feel the same way.
one time i got asked "why are you so quiet?" while haveing sex, i told her "cus im working/busy back here" (something to that effect) then one time i told her (the same girl) she smelt like diesel fuel down there. she broke up with me about a month later. oh well :/

Seconded.

What?
 

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odd, i feel the same way.
one time i got asked "why are you so quiet?" while haveing sex, i told her "cus im working/busy back here" (something to that effect) then one time i told her (the same girl) she smelt like diesel fuel down there. she broke up with me about a month later. oh well :/

Why?! Why would say that?! I understand if she smelt of salmon or tuna, but diesel? were you doing it on an engine or soemthing....

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odd, i feel the same way.
one time i got asked "why are you so quiet?" while haveing sex, i told her "cus im working/busy back here" (something to that effect) then one time i told her (the same girl) she smelt like diesel fuel down there. she broke up with me about a month later. oh well :/

Diesel fuel you say?
http://projectego.net/community/members/dieselfuelonly.8272/

dieselfuel.jpg


..Coincidence?
 

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Why?! Why would say that?! I understand if she smelt of salmon or tuna, but diesel? were you doing it on an engine or soemthing....

().o
no, her bed. I think she just needed a shower. Just dont go down on a girl right after she gets off work. also its good to know that the smell of diesel lady parts is not a commen thing seeing how all of you are all surprised by it as much as i was.
 

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no, her bed. I think she just needed a shower. Just dont go down on a girl right after she gets off work. also its good to know that the smell of diesel lady parts is not a commen thing seeing how all of you are all surprised by it as much as i was.

Maybe she's just got some high grade stuff.
 

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I'm not short... she was though.

Probably why, come to think of it...

My girlfriend is like a foot shorter than me. I just pick her up to make out with her. :/
 

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I don't think my manhood could withstand dating a woman taller than me...
 

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that made me lol irl

6'3" reporting in. ive only come across a handfull of chicks taller then me in my life.

Same here, 6'5" and I rarely see a woman taller than me, if at all.
 

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[Google conversions]
:geek: So that results in 1,91 and 1,96 meters.
 

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You giant freaks.
 

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I say we shorties rally together and stand tall against these horrific mutants.
 

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But they'll hit us with their clubs and launch us into space....!

Also, I'm not short! I'm just horribly average....
 

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There is no shame in being short, my friend. It has its advantages.
 

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I'm realtively short compared to other Ducth people, but apparently the Dutch are on average the tallest people on Earth.
 

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My girlfriend is like a foot shorter than me. I just pick her up to make out with her. :/

I was sitting on a bench, and she was sitting on me.

That's how short she is!!
 
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