Ship Hovering Over Earth

[Sean]

Ship Hovering Over Earth

I guess I'm the residential news reporter around here.

If you listen to Rush Limbaugh & other Talk Radio Shows, like Art Bell you might have heard about the Black Panther member who went live on Rush's and said there was a "Mother Ship" hovering over Earth's atmosphere, with other smaller ships sent to different countries. According to this man, one of the ships went to China last week - where's the footage? Nobody had their cameras out when a giant space craft was over their cities. The ships are sent here to pick up the black muslims and after they are all safely out the invasion of Earth will begin. What happens to the other muslims who aren't black? Better luck next time. This fellow was strongly convinced that all of this was going to take place.

 

[Cain]

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Oooooookay.

 

[Sean]

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Yeah. Shame I'm not kidding or lying.

 

[Tsuyu]

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Cool story bro.

 

[Zjuggernaut]

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What the f**k is this sh*t?

 

[Sean]

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What the f**k is this sh*t?

I swear, this is not a joke at all. I'm willing to be my Xbox this guy is on crack.

 

[Tsuyu]

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What the f**k is this sh*t?

Meh. I've seen better(or worse, depending on how you look at it.).

 

[Sean]

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Tsuyu... this is even worse.

Alien Abduction Insurance

 

[Zjuggernaut]

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I'm speechless. People are stupid.

@Sean: That's worse than Peter Griffin buying Volcano Insurance.

 

[Cain]

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^I just watched that episode. I loled when it turned out that Optimus Prime was Jewish

 

[Arseface]

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What did I just read?

 

[Shirosaki]

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Meh. I've seen better(or worse, depending on how you look at it.).

Without that cult, the song Propane Nightmares may not have been made so at least there was a pro.

 

[Fenrir]

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Maybe the ships were cloaked.

 

[Firis]

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This is stupider than when my friend said "Some people actually believe it was Adam and Steve in the garden of Eden, I saw it in a documentary."

 

[Necromancer]

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Jesus christ, just get inside the ship, bring 'em out, and put 'em in some sh*tty camp in Johannesburg and be done with it. Aight?

 

[Evan]

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What... the invasion of Earth isn't going to begin for another 500 years. The United Nations Space Command will help us out. It'll all be alright.

 

[Sean]

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What... the invasion of Earth isn't going to begin for another 500 years. The United Nations Space Command will help us out. It'll all be alright.

Along with a guy named Master Chief who can survive giant exploding rings and mile high falls and lots of other cool stuff, all while wearing plastic armor? Are you serious? I am so pumped to see this. I really am!

In all seriousness though, I doubt the Earth will last another 500 years. Farless last long enough for us to come up with the abilities to create body armor that can take in nuke sized damage and still not effect the person inside it.

 

[Firis]

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Along with a guy named Master Chief who can survive giant exploding rings and mile high falls and lots of other cool stuff, all while wearing plastic armor? Are you serious? I am so pumped to see this. I really am!

In all seriousness though, I doubt the Earth will last another 500 years. Farless last long enough for us to come up with the abilities to create body armor that can take in nuke sized damage and still not effect the person inside it.

I hold the Stephen Hawking feeling on Aliens and mankinds future.

 

[Sean]

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I hold the Stephen Hawking feeling on Aliens and mankinds future.

I believe in aliens, well... other beings out there.

But I'm not sure if any have actually visited Earth. Lots of UFO sightings can be explained by several things, they're usually spotted at long distances. At long distances your eyes deceive you, say for instance there is a train coming and you think you have enough time to make it across the rail road because it's going 'slow' it will actually hit you when you try because your eyes are tricking you. At distances, strange planes, even fighter jets doing practice runs can easily be mistaken as UFOs.

Area 51 - I think two things of this place.

1. Either they made it look like an alien craft crashed to draw everyone's eyes to Area 51, so nobody is paying attention at say "Area-52" cause they all think there's something in Area 51.

2. It was just a military experiment, spy plane or some sort of spy vehicle and they wanted to use the UFO excuse so no other country thought we had advanced weaponry or aircraft.

 

[Evan]

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Along with a guy named Master Chief who can survive giant exploding rings and mile high falls and lots of other cool stuff, all while wearing plastic armor? Are you serious? I am so pumped to see this. I really am!

In all seriousness though, I doubt the Earth will last another 500 years. Farless last long enough for us to come up with the abilities to create body armor that can take in nuke sized damage and still not effect the person inside it.

Master Chief doesn't come to Earth, so...