Signs you're getting old
- Thread starter Dark Drakan
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Damn it Drakan. Not only are you turning old, but you're turning into an old woman.
:lol: ive always had an interest in cooking just never really did any but I like spicy food so I tend to add chillis to pretty much everything. I like cooking meats mainly I have to say and experimenting with them so thats got to redeem it a little as its meat and spicy food and getting into Thai foods too and trying different alcoholic beverages and putting them in food.
Tsuyu
is wearing Queen's lace panties.
If I start getting an unhealthy obsession with sausage im sure you will be the first person to pick up on it.
DD, welcome to my world. Nice sit down, nice cup of tea, bed by 10pm on weekdays and 11.15pm on weekends. If you and Amy decide to have any sproglings you will be both feet firmly in the land of old people. Three kids before I'm thirty - may as well be double that age for the way they make me feel and behave sometimes.
I spent last weekend at a 16 year old's house (before the paedo references start, he's the charge of my sister - she's a nanny) and everything he did, said and listened to was utter crap. "Is that even music?" I asked him when he played some dubstep monstrosity. I don't even truly understand what dubstep is but I know I hate it. Then all the current young people slang came out while he was playing modern warfail 2.5 and I literally had no idea what he was saying. Like, not a word of it was english to my ears. Then he started going on about clothing - Hollister, is it? - and even JESSICA knew what he was on about. She's ten, for fudge's sake. What can she possibly know about anything ever??
Worst thing of all though is when you say and do things your parents did/do when you swore blind as a youngster you'd never ever do that. Even worse, actually, is when other people point it out to you and they don't even really know your parents that well. I'm not even sure how to hold my fork anymore without wondering if my mother holds it that way...
I'm so scared...
I spent last weekend at a 16 year old's house (before the paedo references start, he's the charge of my sister - she's a nanny) and everything he did, said and listened to was utter crap. "Is that even music?" I asked him when he played some dubstep monstrosity. I don't even truly understand what dubstep is but I know I hate it. Then all the current young people slang came out while he was playing modern warfail 2.5 and I literally had no idea what he was saying. Like, not a word of it was english to my ears. Then he started going on about clothing - Hollister, is it? - and even JESSICA knew what he was on about. She's ten, for fudge's sake. What can she possibly know about anything ever??
Worst thing of all though is when you say and do things your parents did/do when you swore blind as a youngster you'd never ever do that. Even worse, actually, is when other people point it out to you and they don't even really know your parents that well. I'm not even sure how to hold my fork anymore without wondering if my mother holds it that way...
I'm so scared...
I'm only 19 and I already get cramps, migraines, aches and other assorted pains daily. I can only dread what state I'm going to be in when I reach 50. >_<
I succumbed to the realisation that I'm a carbon copy of my mother years ago. I look ridiculously a lot like her - I even have her gigantic lips. I share most of her personality - her grumpiness and her silliness(among others), the former has become more prominent in later years. And I even sound like her when I yawn(apparently). I shudder to think what I'll be like when I'm older. God help me.
Tsuyu
is wearing Queen's lace panties.
Be thankful you ended up with big lips and not a Jay Leno chin. Your sister may look like Katy Perry, but she's the sidekick of a lethal weapon.
Sign of old age
Your Gf offers you sexual relations and you don't feel like putting that much effort into her.
Your Gf offers you sexual relations and you don't feel like putting that much effort into her.
Tsuyu
is wearing Queen's lace panties.
The only time I feel like doing the dirty is when aunt moody pays her a visit every month, that's BJ week.
Yeah, that's quite the nasty business, you still want to do this Tsuyu?
Tsuyu
is wearing Queen's lace panties.
I almost choked with laughter when I read this post.
I really must be careful next time with my choice of words.
Well, as we both know. You could park your bicycle in my chin.
Edit: Is it just me or did my choice of words make that sound incredibly dirty?