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Some say love....

Hermit

Hermit

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Some say love....

Some say love, it is a river

I say love is a swift kick to the balls.

My own fault really, I've had a giant crush on this girl for awhile now and the day I decide to make my move she up and reveals her new boyfriend "Mac"
FYI she's a friend of mine.Melissa.I just call her Issa.

Ggrrrraagh and what's worse, he's 12.Yeah.12.I've seen him.He's like string cheese.I could literally snap him in two.And boy do I want too.
What is it about him?I'm smarter AND stronger, and I make her laugh.WHY THE HELL DIDN'T I TELL HER!?
 
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your 13, you dont need to get involved in all that bs. hell, Im 19 and I dont mess around in all that crap, but that might just be because Im a loser. :blush:

I say wait it out, 12 year olds relationships rarely last very long.

*small print TJ Griffin doenst know what hes talking about and should never be taken seriously or turned to for advise. TJ Griffin takes no responsiblility for any damage done by listening to him.*
 
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I'm 13, she's 13.I really, really like her.

And the best part is, she plays teh videogames.

You do not seem to grasp the depth of my feelings for her.
"Hey Issa, watch this *Gets ready to jump out of a window two stories up*"
Issa: "Are you crazy?"
Captain Cool(A.K.A Me):"Only according to 9 out of 10 doctors"

Btw, I came up with the "only according to 9 out of 10 doctors" line when I was 8.So don't bother saying I copied it from Ctrl Alt Del.

Hoo hahahaha..Aaaahahaheheheeeeeheeheehhahea..*Looks up* Oh.Um..And now for something...Completely different.FALCOOOOOOOOOOWN, PAAAAAAAAANCH
 
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Mate, You're going to get this ALOT.. I mean ALOT throughout your life.. Guess its starting to hit you now.. Its all the same but different person.

Either be the Guy who has a crush and never tells, Be the guy whos ****y and obnoxious or be the guy who gives a damn and does something about it.

Its your choice.

(Not being mean) But instead of being on here, Why dont you go try and win her heart?
 
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Here's what you do: You concentrate on school the next 20 years, and when your lawfirm makes you a partner you go to your reunion. You will meet Melissa there and sleep with her for revenge because of what she did and never call her again. Then and only then will she understand how you felt all those years
 
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As Tj said.. Don't get involved in all this bollocks. Sit back. Relax. Wait for a while. A boy who hasn't started puberty and an estrogen filled girl doesn't seem like a long relationship.

Also. You said you're smarter and stronger? And? I'm smarter than most boys. I'm stronger than quite a few boys. It doesn't really make a difference.
 
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Dun, wurry. You can just hire me to assassinate him. Then you all will be sad :)

That's all you n33d. She will be sad, you hug her, she likes it. She forgets how to be sad.
 
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Zjuggernaut;306715 said:
As Tj said.. Don't get involved in all this bollocks. Sit back. Relax. Wait for a while. A boy who hasn't started puberty and an estrogen filled girl doesn't seem like a long relationship.

Also. You said you're smarter and stronger? And? I'm smarter than most boys. I'm stronger than quite a few boys. It doesn't really make a difference.
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So as soon as you hit 13, your dick grows 3 inches and you get K sized breasts? Weird.

& Colt, you tell US why you didn't do anything about it.
 
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Zjuggernaut;306715 said:
As Tj said.. Don't get involved in all this bollocks. Sit back. Relax. Wait for a while. A boy who hasn't started puberty and an estrogen filled girl doesn't seem like a long relationship.

Also. You said you're smarter and stronger? And? I'm smarter than most boys. I'm stronger than quite a few boys. It doesn't really make a difference.
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I grew a moustache when I was 12..
 
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Zjuggernaut;306715 said:
As Tj said.. Don't get involved in all this bollocks. Sit back. Relax. Wait for a while. A boy who hasn't started puberty and an estrogen filled girl doesn't seem like a long relationship.

Also. You said you're smarter and stronger? And? I'm smarter than most boys. I'm stronger than quite a few boys. It doesn't really make a difference.
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I hit puberty at 11.
Btw, all the strength, smarts, wit, and looks in the world wont help you if you don't make an effort. I only got my girls number because I made an effort... I am fast and strong and I make her laugh but that's besides the point.

Xeon;306749 said:
I grew a moustache when I was 12..
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I'm 12 and I shave.
 
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Normally I would say break him like a twig but since you like her so much I am going to say wait until the relationship fails and then close in for the kill. But wait for a few weeks before going in. I saw someone try to hook up with a girl right after she broke up with a boy.

Earl: My brother said to give this to you.

*Hands Joy break up note*
*Joy reads it and crys. She then hugs earl*
*Earl tries to kiss her and hook up with her*
Joy: Argh! Pedafile!
*Kicks earl in the balls*

You can't argue with TV
 
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Kiddo, Don't Bother With Women Until They Have Something To Offer
Meaning ... Another Decade Or So. Sex Is One Thing, But If Someone You Care About And Give So Much To Won't Give You The Relationship Or Opportunity You Want
Then Put Her On The Backburner!!!

You Have So Much More You Could Focus On, And Time Always Catches Up To Give Us What We Deserve Or Possibly Have Lost
You Can't Force It, And Doing So Is Not Worth The Effort
If She's Worth It, She'll Put Forth Her Own Damn Effort To Let You Know. If Not, Then She Really Isn't All That Grateful Of What You Have To Offer, Nor The Time You May Have Spent Tossing And Turning At Night Thinking Of Her

Women Suck. [[ And Yes, I Realize The Implications Of Posting Those Two Words ]] :cool:​
 
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NaWi;306864 said:
Kiddo, Don't Bother With Women Until They Have Something To Offer
Meaning ...
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boobs

I know naughty words
 
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I understand women, here's a few tricks:

Yes means no and no means no, and maybe tonight we could... means watch sex and the city

Everything's a trick question

Her ass is never big.. unless she's a black woman then it's huge

when she asks if you like her dress you need to slap on a few adjectives when you compliment it

that girl over there is never pretty
 
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I hit puberty when I was like 9, hence the beard when I was 12.

Colton, do what I tell you.

Observe.

See how long they last? Be it 2 weeks or 12? That's about as long as you would've lasted, if not less. As Adam said, you'll get this a lot when you're growing up, and all through your life. You think you love her or whatever, but look up the word "infatuation."

My advice is to either not bother with relationships until you're old enough to maintain one, or develop a hard skin that can deal with rejection.
 
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Xeon;306899 said:
I understand women, here's a few tricks:

Yes means no and no means no, and maybe tonight we could... means watch sex and the city

Everything's a trick question

Her ass is never big.. unless she's a black woman then it's huge

when she asks if you like her dress you need to slap on a few adjectives when you compliment it

that girl over there is never pretty
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ANY WOMAN MATCHING THIS EXACT DESCRIPTION SHALL BE VOID

Should Save You Some Trouble :P​
 
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If she fits the above she probably eats babies too...
 
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Hell, Fetus Most Likely. But That's Completely Off Topic
Poor Bloke Probably Has Too Much Advice As It Is

Last Bit Of It From Meh, Some Day This Gal May Become

A Lesbian
Trailer Trash With 10 Kids And A Name Switch To "Nancy"
Any Other Less Than Desirable Stereotype

You Love Her Now, You'll Be Expected To Love Him/Her For The Rest Of Your Life
I Encourage You To PONDEr​
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Why the hell are you dating at 13? When you're just starting to go through puberty? That's like the worst possible time to date.
 
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