Strangest thing(s) you have ever seen.
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Since when I thought it was for some reason.
Also, your sig. It's disturbing me incredibly.
Also, your sig. It's disturbing me incredibly.
Temporary side-effect, it'll wear off.
We got a puppy last September.
One day, about a month after bringing him home, he decides to try and jump up on the couch (he is only ~3 months old). From the other side of the living room, he takes off. Six or seven feet from the couch he jumps.
It was spectacular.
He had such poise, such form, and it was a wonderful arch with excellent air time... but he didn't quite make it. He hit the base of the couch as full speed and let out such a heart breaking yelp that I thought he was dying.
He sprained his shoulder. Now, ~5 months later, he has never attempted to do that since.
One day, about a month after bringing him home, he decides to try and jump up on the couch (he is only ~3 months old). From the other side of the living room, he takes off. Six or seven feet from the couch he jumps.
It was spectacular.
He had such poise, such form, and it was a wonderful arch with excellent air time... but he didn't quite make it. He hit the base of the couch as full speed and let out such a heart breaking yelp that I thought he was dying.
He sprained his shoulder. Now, ~5 months later, he has never attempted to do that since.
It has to be said - I've seen a lot of way stranger things on the internet alone, things I would never want to see EVER again. Like this NSFW.
Anyway, in terms of real life strangeness, I see a lot of strange things. But my favourites go as such:
1. I was in a shopping centre a couple years ago while I was playing my violin in the group I was in, and as I gazed up I saw maybe 10 people running and skipping past all dressed in medieval clothing. They could have very well been roleplayers, but there wasn't any other event going on in the centre that day... What was weirder was I walked past them an hour later as they were waiting for their bus, all still dressed in the same outfits.
2. I was walking home at night and I saw this man coming in my direction - he had frizzy long hair, but was bald on top(if you know what I mean) and he was spinning a plastic bag with a cabbage in it around as he approached me. I was frightened beyond belief "Great, I'm going to murdered by a man wielding a spinning cabbage." But luckily, he walked past saying "Alright?" and carried on his merry way.
3. When I was around 10 years old, my family and I went to eat at a restaurant after we were shopping, and the waiter serving us asked me what I bought. I said "Um...Tekken and some--" "HIII-YAAH!" screamed the waiter, with the appropriate hand gestures and leg movements. He then proceeded to take our entire order in Engrish. And for rest of the evening continued to do so. I'll admit it was a little awesome, but trust me, I have a hard enough time not being embarrassed while being with my family, even at that age, so we really didn't need that kind of attention.
4. Lastly, here's one I'll never live down. I walked in on my friend having 'special time' with his girlfriend holding two cups of tea. I was steaming drunk, so much so, that all I can remember graved into my memory is the sight of his bare ass bobbing up and down. And that's what makes this one strange, not the act itself, but how much and only what I remember.
There's more, but I can't remember any for now.
Anyway, in terms of real life strangeness, I see a lot of strange things. But my favourites go as such:
1. I was in a shopping centre a couple years ago while I was playing my violin in the group I was in, and as I gazed up I saw maybe 10 people running and skipping past all dressed in medieval clothing. They could have very well been roleplayers, but there wasn't any other event going on in the centre that day... What was weirder was I walked past them an hour later as they were waiting for their bus, all still dressed in the same outfits.
2. I was walking home at night and I saw this man coming in my direction - he had frizzy long hair, but was bald on top(if you know what I mean) and he was spinning a plastic bag with a cabbage in it around as he approached me. I was frightened beyond belief "Great, I'm going to murdered by a man wielding a spinning cabbage." But luckily, he walked past saying "Alright?" and carried on his merry way.
3. When I was around 10 years old, my family and I went to eat at a restaurant after we were shopping, and the waiter serving us asked me what I bought. I said "Um...Tekken and some--" "HIII-YAAH!" screamed the waiter, with the appropriate hand gestures and leg movements. He then proceeded to take our entire order in Engrish. And for rest of the evening continued to do so. I'll admit it was a little awesome, but trust me, I have a hard enough time not being embarrassed while being with my family, even at that age, so we really didn't need that kind of attention.
4. Lastly, here's one I'll never live down. I walked in on my friend having 'special time' with his girlfriend holding two cups of tea. I was steaming drunk, so much so, that all I can remember graved into my memory is the sight of his bare ass bobbing up and down. And that's what makes this one strange, not the act itself, but how much and only what I remember.
There's more, but I can't remember any for now.
Was a urinal in the middle of a field, was still more disturbing than the guy squatting in the urinal taking a s*** infront of 10,000 people.
Well that's a new one.
I was in my backyard putting out my sister's bunny (Putting outside that is) when it pops out of my hands, does a back-flip mid air and lands on the ground safely. It then proceeded to clean its nose, though it looked like it was clapping for itself and smiling.
Oh, and my dog was sitting on the same couch as me in my lounge room, then I guess she just got bored and so delivered a kilometre-a-second kick straight into my leg, then ran off and ate some dog food and kicked her water bowl next to it. Then preceding on one more time to kick one of our weakest walls =P
I was in my backyard putting out my sister's bunny (Putting outside that is) when it pops out of my hands, does a back-flip mid air and lands on the ground safely. It then proceeded to clean its nose, though it looked like it was clapping for itself and smiling.
Oh, and my dog was sitting on the same couch as me in my lounge room, then I guess she just got bored and so delivered a kilometre-a-second kick straight into my leg, then ran off and ate some dog food and kicked her water bowl next to it. Then preceding on one more time to kick one of our weakest walls =P
Tsuyu
is wearing Queen's lace panties.
Folk festival attendee. And yes I had to go. And no I did not join in except to drink an awful lot in the free bar. Which was full of freaks and weirdos all singing folk songs and wearing medieval clothing. The hog roast at the end of it all was good though.
Tsuyu
is wearing Queen's lace panties.
HOG ROAST!!!
Oh, wait, no, never mind, I was thinking of something else...
Now i've seen everything... Twice... well the opposite of the original version I saw...
Anyway, Imagine this but alive. View attachment 486
Oh, wait, no, never mind, I was thinking of something else...
Now i've seen everything... Twice... well the opposite of the original version I saw...
Anyway, Imagine this but alive. View attachment 486