That awkward moment when you're 80% certain a guy is straight...

[Tyloric]

...but every so often does/says something to leave 20% of doubt.

（╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

 

[queenofdisco]

I like boobs, but I'll settle for your penis.

 

[Quistrix]

"I like your dress, but it looked better on me."

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

 

[Firis]

Go up to him and say: "No homo, but are you gay? If so, totally homo. Go out with me."

 

[Necromancer]

Alright, I'm just wondering what he does to leave that little bit of doubt in there.

 

[Tyloric]

It's probably one of those things where that irritating hopefully part of my brain is just thinking he's doing something meaningful.

Still, it's ****ing me off.

God damn brain.

 

[Tsuyu]

And here I thought being gay allowed you to bypass all these issues as they were inherently female....

 

[Arseface]

It's probably one of those things where that irritating hopefully part of my brain is just thinking he's doing something meaningful.

Still, it's ****ing me off.

God damn brain.

I don't know what the accepted protocol is, but I would ask him outright. Then you'd be 100% certain either way.

 

[Angel]

Just hit on the 20%.

 

[Walker]

I was desperately scrolling through projectego, haphazardly clicking on threads looking for one to relieve my ****ty mood.

I read Angel's post. I lol'd. Literally, that being the only reason I would us the phrase.

That being said, I also find it oddly reassuring that some people have even more depressing complexity to their non-love life than I do. Sorry, man.

 

[Tsuyu]

On the other hand, if that 20% is stuff like "I like penises" then you're golden.

 

[TRA Rotid]

Word, it's the quality, not quantity.

 

[Tyloric]

HE'S STRAIGHT.

*flies away*

 

[Firis]

Well, at least you gave it a shot. That's all that matters... Other than the relations, and the sex.

 

[Zarkes]

Haha I have the reverse side of the coin, sometimes I forget myself and that 20% comes out and hey it's cool and funny cuz' it's just zarkes but sometimes the guy takes the ball and throws it back as if to be serious and I'm like omfg run zarkes RUN!

 

[Aions]

Im that dude:
>guy at work gets his balls hit by a handle from an aerator (or a floor buffer cant remember)
>it hurts so bad he fills out a report
>tells me about it (i know that feel bro)
>'bout an hour later he walks up to me and another dude who are just talking, i notice hes walking better now
"hey man, hows your balls?"
"... **** you" *walks way*
>other guy i was talking to asks me:
"are you bi?"
"naw man he just hurt his balls today, i wanted to know if they where ok... really..."
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