The text I woke up to

[Nekaku]

The text I woke up to

Okay, this is from my 12 year old cousin. She's to young to know exactly what she did, but I am old enough. Here it is, and tell me what... er, jumps out at you.

O wanna cum ova im home alone and my mom was wonderin if u wanted r cum ova so i woodnt have r b alone

That is exactly what it says.

 

[Fabled Ravrn]

Re: The text I woke up to

Haha...ha...Well, I don't think you should tell her, if you er..."go" over there, but maybe just mention not to say that again ?

What a great way to wake up ^_^

 

[TRA Rotid]

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So she`s asking if you could go over her place so she wouldn`t be home alone?
I don`t get it - she said those words or what?

 

[Tsuyu]

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I would try to unlearn "cum" from her vocabulary ASAP.

 

[Amanda]

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Well, technically, cum is just a variant spelling of come. If you are going to think dirty, you can think dirty at either word.

 

[Tsuyu]

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Well, technically, cum is just a variant spelling of come. If you are going to think dirty, you can think dirty at either word.

Hmm.. nope. Cum is pretty much exclusive to the "adulty industry"... As I said, its isn't something I'd want my 12 years old relatives go around writing.

 

[seress]

Re: The text I woke up to

Asian incest sounds like something Firis would be into.

 

[Cobalt Gamer]

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Asian incest sounds like something Firis would be into.

screw Firis, asian incest is asian wincest!

 

[Amanda]

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Hmm.. nope. Cum is pretty much exclusive to the "adulty industry"... As I said, its isn't something I'd want my 12 years old relatives go around writing.

I guess the dictionary on my Mac is wrong then.

 

[Trawgdor]

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Who said Asian?

 

[Trawgdor]

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Oh. Okay, I'll be off then.
And Nekaku...
Tell your Cousin I said "Heeeeehhh".

 

[Firis]

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Asian incest sounds like something Firis would be into.

Asian Incest... Mmmmmmmmmmm *Slurp*

 

[Noctus]

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Cool story bro.

 

[Silver.]

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Asian Incest... Mmmmmmmmmmm *Slurp*

One day, i'm going to get a gun and shoot your erection.

 

[Firis]

Re: The text I woke up to

I will grow it back... And it will grow another head with it... Don't try to kill a Hydra mate.

 

[Nekaku]

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lol... I will tell her to just use the actual spelling.

 

[Firis]

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That cwould be a good isea.

 

[Silver.]

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I will grow it back... And it will grow another head with it... Don't try to kill a Hydra mate.

These penises keep respawning?! I'll shoot them all!

 

[Firis]

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And they will grow with a thousand heads! Haven't you ever seen the movie Hercules? :3

 

[Silver.]

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And they will grow with a thousand heads! Haven't you ever seen the movie Hercules? :3

Humanity is doomed.