Theological question.

[Firis]

Assuming Hell and Heaven were real, if I died today, I would go to Hell, once down there could I join Satan? Like is there a rank of people who can join Lucifer's side? Cause that would be pretty epic.

 

[D3m190d]

There's a special VIP group where I'm officially registered, but I only go down there for the parties. Last time, Hitler organized the celebration that Bin Laden finally joined hell, and man, that guy has one awesome swimming pool!

 

[queenofdisco]

I suppose its just a question of faith, if you actually believe in that hocus pocus people call Heaven & hell then yeah you can meet 'Satan' *giggles*

*Clears throat*

Hmm so yeah, you wanna party with satan just make sure you bring hotdogs to the bbq.

 

[Gikoku]

Hmm so yeah, you wanna party with satan just make sure you bring hotdogs to the bbq.

Or ball gags and whips.

 

[HeroOfCrapsalot]

I'm goin' to VALHALLA! Meat and alcohol.

 

[Zarkes]

Theoretically you should join Satan now and reap all the benefits before going to hell, cause once you're down there, theoretically it is eternal pounishment in a lake of fire.

You won't be able to join Satan then because he is a lion and has the capacity to outlive fire, you don't.

 

[Necromancer]

Satan sounds like kind of a douche...

Maybe that's just me.

 

[SelfAppointedGunslinger]

I'm goin' to VALHALLA! Meat and alcohol.

I think I'll join you, Eternal feasts and binge drinking followed by epic battles over and over again. Sounds like my kind of heaven.

 

[Tsuyu]

I'm goin' to VALHALLA! Meat and alcohol.

Yeah, screw Heaven and screw Hell. When I know my time is up, I'm gonna go fight a bear or something so I'll die in glorious battle and get to join my fellow vikings in Valhalla.

Satan sounds like kind of a douche...

Maybe that's just me.

If you read The Bible, especially The Old Testament, you'll find that in comparison to what a giant douchebag God is, Satan is Jesus himself.

Satan is just a poor old scapegoat to take the heat from all the crap God put humanity through.

 

[SelfAppointedGunslinger]

If you read The Bible, especially The Old Testament, you'll find that in comparison to what a giant douchebag God is, Satan is Jesus himself.

Kinda like when he decides to drown everyone in Noah's Ark because they're not giving him enough attention, or as he puts it 'worshiping false idols.'

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

I go where the waterslides are. Hell inherently can not have water slides as there is no water.

God - 1
Satan - 0

Don't know much about the proposed question since I don't know where the demons or anything came from, but they can't be very strong swimmers.

 

[Firis]

I go where the waterslides are. Hell inherently can not have water slides as there is no water.

God - 1
Satan - 0

Don't know much about the proposed question since I don't know where the demons or anything came from, but they can't be very strong swimmers.

Demons are fallen Angels, apparently Satan was so charismatic that he turned a third of the Angels against God, they were cast down with him.

 

[mjmarin12]

Kinda like when he decides to drown everyone in Noah's Ark because they're not giving him enough attention, or as he puts it 'worshiping false idols.'

Sounds like God has some self-esteem issues...

 

[D3m190d]

Sounds like God has some self-esteem issues...

The first few commandments aren't even about being good and moral; just to worship him, to boost his inflated ego.

 

[queenofdisco]

The first few commandments aren't even about being good and moral; just to worship him, to boost his inflated ego.

Well if heaven and hell we're real I'd be fooked, I've got one commandment of that list I haven't broken, the others.....

 

[SonofRaiden]

yeah. i've broke them all.
I am going to hell. I'll have fun too

 

[Quistrix]

Kinda like when he decides to drown everyone in Noah's Ark because they're not giving him enough attention, or as he puts it 'worshiping false idols.'

Well, actually it was more because he was greatly saddened by the vast evil his own creation had become so he decided to flush away all his creations like dead goldfish. And Noah was singled out as the only righteous soul. Then Noah, his family, and all the animals leave the Ark to repopulate Earth. Ahem, Noah, his family, and all the animals leave the Ark to repopulate Earth. Best not to ask...

 

[SonofRaiden]

how exactly did God Say " these are the holiest badgers, they go on the boats.
Also they had 7 more goats for food and sacrifice

 

[Tsuyu]

Well, it hardly matters. According to Christianity we're all the retarded inbreed offspring of Adam and Eve's children reproducing with each other.

It is kinda cruel of God to force it upon the animals too, though.

 

[SonofRaiden]

Animals do it anyway