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What do you think when you hear "Maryland"?

What do you think when you hear "Maryland"?

  • Maryland, New South Wales

    Votes: 3 17.6%
  • Maryland, England

    Votes: 1 5.9%
  • The Republic of Maryland, now a part of modern day Liberia

    Votes: 2 11.8%
  • Maryland, Wales

    Votes: 1 5.9%
  • Any other Maryland

    Votes: 6 35.3%
  • Maryland Cookies

    Votes: 9 52.9%

  • Total voters
    17
Didn't make me think of teh cookiez; we dont have that. (not that brand, that is. Cant live without cookies!). I thought about the US for a split second, before the title pf the thread made me think deeper about ''thinking of when you hear Maryland''. The 'Mary' part, became a merry-go-round, and the 'land' part made that a funpark, with stuff like roller coasters...
 
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It's disgraceful that they're making him eat fruit now.
 
Ugh - next thing you know Oscar the Grouch will be taking anger management classes, Suffleupagus will have to go on an extreme diet and Big Bird will need to see an endocrinologist because he clearly has thyroid issues with those eyelids...
 
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As You can see, when pressed about the issue He was clearly annoyed. When will the health department learn, healthy food does NOT lead to Happiness (at least not in this poor sod's case). Pfff F*ckers...

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Maryland County all the way. It is a DISGRACE, a DISGRACE I tell you, that the proud nation of Maryland-in-Africa was subsumed beneath Liberian tyranny. Also, they had a pretty pimping flag. The current one is fairly ****ty.

ARSE! YOU BASTARD! YOU LEFT OUT NEW MARYLAND! NEW MARYLAND IS AWESOME! I HATE YOU FOREVER NOW. WHY'RE YOU ALWAYS DUMPING ON CANADIANS LIKE THAT? THEY'RE JUST AS VALUABLE AS YOU AUSSIES AND BRITS. ALMOST AS VALUABLE AS REAL MARYLANDERS.

Though, I am glad that this thread is focusing on the important things in life. But I prefer SNICKERDOODLES.

Yup - cookies or Chicken Maryland.

Oh, and Walker.

d'aaaaw. I feel special.

i think of those times when you aren't sure if something is a personal attack against someone or a joke.

It's a joke. Probably.

edit: Though I should point out that if I actually wanted to argue this, there would, of course, be no contest. Regardless of Maryland's greatly larger size and population, there is also the small matter of Washington, DC; and an assortment of government and military installations that are fairly impressive. Also a major biotech center. Not much shipping, but I'm sure you all love our crabs.

edit2: Also, you have to admit it's pretty badass that Maryland has namesakes on almost as many continents as the British county, considering that the Brits are the Acknowledged World Kings of Colonizing-And-Naming-Stuff-After-Their-Homes. (Edit3: We even did it back to you! Through the medium of some kinda rich Brit, apparently, but still.)
 
Maryland County all the way. It is a DISGRACE, a DISGRACE I tell you, that the proud nation of Maryland-in-Africa was subsumed beneath Liberian tyranny. Also, they had a pretty pimping flag. The current one is fairly ****ty.

The one one on the wikipedia page? That's a terrible flag. Liberia's flag is way better than that.

ARSE! YOU BASTARD! YOU LEFT OUT NEW MARYLAND! NEW MARYLAND IS AWESOME! I HATE YOU FOREVER NOW. WHY'RE YOU ALWAYS DUMPING ON CANADIANS LIKE THAT? THEY'RE JUST AS VALUABLE AS YOU AUSSIES AND BRITS. ALMOST AS VALUABLE AS REAL MARYLANDERS.

What have the Canadians ever done? Have they ever hosted the Olympics? Almost certainly, but no one will ever do it better than Sydney. Probably.

Canada has done nothing for the world.

Though, I am glad that this thread is focusing on the important things in life. But I prefer SNICKERDOODLES.

You would.

edit: Though I should point out that if I actually wanted to argue this, there would, of course, be no contest. Regardless of Maryland's greatly larger size and population, there is also the small matter of Washington, DC; and an assortment of government and military installations that are fairly impressive. Also a major biotech center. Not much shipping, but I'm sure you all love our crabs.

Actually, if I understand it right, you don't "have" Washington DC. Isn't it some kind of special district? A law unto itself?

Also, what the hell? Residents of Washington DC couldn't vote in presidential elections before 1964?

Addendum: **** crabs.

edit2: Also, you have to admit it's pretty badass that Maryland has namesakes on almost as many continents as the British county, considering that the Brits are the Acknowledged World Kings of Colonizing-And-Naming-Stuff-After-Their-Homes. (Edit3: We even did it back to you! Through the medium of some kinda rich Brit, apparently, but still.)

To be honest, I was surprised to hear that Maryland wasn't named after some British Maryland, but some French bird. How lame is that.

Besides, Melbourne's disambiguation page has way more entries than Maryland's. And we weren't naamed after a British place either.[/quote]
 
Yeah, I admit, I could have come up with a better flag than that, but it still looks pretty cool.

[stage whisper] Arse, shutup! When you say mean things about Canadians they call the yeti mafia and they come and eat you.

Who wouldn't?

The District of Columbia was formed from portions of two states, Maryland and Virginia. Since no one in their right mind wanted to use Virginia, their portion was retroceded not long before the Civil War. Every portion of Washington, DC currently extant (including the river, since technically Maryland owns all of the river right to the south bank) came from Maryland. Its land is surrounded on all sides by Maryland or the Potomac. It is OURS. Northern Virginia is, of course, in DC's sphere of influence/metro area and thus is also ours. I think we should annex the **** out of them, personally. Because Virginia sucks.

And yeah, they still don't have a voting representative. Eleanor Holmes Norton is all they have going for them in Congress. Some of them want to become a state, which isn't going to happen. And they need to stop whining, because Maryland offered to take those non-federal-property portions (I mean the places not actually occupied by monuments and offices, mostly residential areas) back (which would have given them legislative representation through Maryland) and they said no.

Yeah, you guys were named for some British noble. I'd rather be named for a French broad than that*. And I'd like to point out that I wasn't talking about entries on the disambiguation page, but continents with places named for you. Most of the places on that page are named for the same British dude. Including the Antarctica one, which would've been pretty cool if not for that.

*Please don't point out that we were a proprietary colony, have a flag and seal based on the proprietor's coat of arms, a major city named for his title, multiple counties named for him and his descendants, etc.
 
Yeah, I admit, I could have come up with a better flag than that, but it still looks pretty cool.

The Australian flag is way better.

[stage whisper] Arse, shutup! When you say mean things about Canadians they call the yeti mafia and they come and eat you.

Our crocodile mafia is way better.

Who wouldn't?

Touche....

The District of Columbia was formed from portions of two states, Maryland and Virginia. Since no one in their right mind wanted to use Virginia, their portion was retroceded not long before the Civil War. Every portion of Washington, DC currently extant (including the river, since technically Maryland owns all of the river right to the south bank) came from Maryland. Its land is surrounded on all sides by Maryland or the Potomac. It is OURS. Northern Virginia is, of course, in DC's sphere of influence/metro area and thus is also ours. I think we should annex the s*** out of them, personally. Because Virginia sucks.

But my point is that it's not a part of Maryland. It's it's own thing. Like our Capital Territory. It used to be a part of New South Wales, but since we couldn't decide whether Melbourne or Sydney should be capital, they took a chunk out of New South Wales and said, "Right, there's your new capital." Doesn't mean it belongs to New South Wales, because it's got it's own parliament now.

And yeah, they still don't have a voting representative. Eleanor Holmes Norton is all they have going for them in Congress. Some of them want to become a state, which isn't going to happen. And they need to stop whining, because Maryland offered to take those non-federal-property portions (I mean the places not actually occupied by monuments and offices, mostly residential areas) back (which would have given them legislative representation through Maryland) and they said no.

Pffft, land of the free indeed.

Yeah, you guys were named for some British noble. I'd rather be named for a French broad than that*. And I'd like to point out that I wasn't talking about entries on the disambiguation page, but continents with places named for you. Most of the places on that page are named for the same British dude. Including the Antarctica one, which would've been pretty cool if not for that.

No u.
 
What's Rush? Justin Bieber is pretty bad, I admit. And I don't give a rat's ass about music.

But my point is that it's not a part of Maryland. It's it's own thing. Like our Capital Territory. It used to be a part of New South Wales, but since we couldn't decide whether Melbourne or Sydney should be capital, they took a chunk out of New South Wales and said, "Right, there's your new capital." Doesn't mean it belongs to New South Wales, because it's got it's own parliament now.

And Baltimore City isn't part of Baltimore County, but Baltimore County wraps (almost) all the way around the city and contains all its suburbs and its beltway and all of that stuff.

Even though DC is no longer formally part of the state of Maryland, they are inextricably linked and intertwined.

Pffft, land of the free indeed.


Think that's bad? Puerto Rico and the other territories and assorted non-states can't even vote for President. Aside from the primaries, that is.
 
And Baltimore City isn't part of Baltimore County, but Baltimore County wraps (almost) all the way around the city and contains all its suburbs and its beltway and all of that stuff.

Even though DC is no longer formally part of the state of Maryland, they are inextricably linked and intertwined.

A likely story...

Think that's bad? Puerto Rico and the other territories and assorted non-states can't even vote for President. Aside from the primaries, that is.

Why bother even having an election if the Puerto Ricans can't vote.
 
Teh Dutchlands is better than all of yours! They, eh, move away water.... And build stuff there... And water protection systems... Alright sorry, that's all I've got. Who the hell makes a country that lays lower than the sea??